read the trve word of god!

[genocide roach]

http://truechristian.com/

the kids section is HILARIOUS. as is the hate mail
~gR~

 

[False Joe]

that should say Ov btw.

edit:

 

[Zephyrus]

"t is hard to fight the Liberals these days. They have so engrossed their religion of Science into our every day lives. They tell us we can't burn witches or kill Catholics anymore (but we can still burn them in the media). Us True Christians have been forced by the Liberals to give in a little and call The Truth, "Christian Science". Yes, "Science" is Satan's word, but people rather listen to the word "Science". All True Christians know that Science is a silly thing for idiots only. Faith is ALWAYS superior and RIGHT over Science. The Liberals brainwash most people otherwise, but they will all BURN in Hell!!"

 

[genocide roach]

that should say Ov btw

done!
~gR~

 

[genocide roach]

BRILLIANT!
~gR~

 

[cookiecutter]

we don't have to worry about global warming because god controls the oceans.

That's a relief. I was worried for a while there

 

[Vegard Pompey]

I love sites like these. Here's another one of my favourites:

http://www.godhatessweden.com/

 

[False Joe]

Last time I saw him, he told me we don't have to worry about global warming because god controls the oceans.

Well then next time you tackle him to the floor and say
"IT'S FUCKING POSEIDON"
Preferably whilst carrying a trident.

 

[Ender Rises]

Well then next time you tackle him to the floor and say
"IT'S FUCKING POSEIDON"
Preferably whilst carrying a trident.

 

[waif]

I wish that wasn't a joke...

 

[Onder]

"Atheists drink goat enema and eat the flesh of aborted babies."

 

[Zephyrus]

Ceilingcat is not amused at this.

 

[Einherjar86]

I love in the evolution section where they present possible questions kids might have and then give the answers. One of the questions is "Where in the Bible does it say the world is 6000-10000 years old?" Their answer is "In the Bible."

 

[unknown]

wtf? I click the Kids Page link, and it takes me to this:

http://truechristian.com/confessionbooth.html

so it's a page for kids, but kids under 18 aren't allowed to see it... :zombie:

"An Atheist is...someone who plays Second Life...is a Line cook..."

 

[unknown]

...and I love the maze

 

[mutantllama]

 

[viewerfromnihil]

i have a new favorite website

 

[Ender Rises]

That site is so awesome. I laughed my fucking ass off at the kids section.

But Pastor Jim, who is an atheist?

--Someone who supports the religion of Evolution

--Is a line cook

--Says "I am an ATHEIST"

--Has a pin that says "I am an ATHEIST"

--Wears a T-Shirt that says "I am an ATHEIST"

--Doesn't like sports

--Celebrates Halloween

--Watches cable

--Does drugs

--Plays video games

--Goes to college

--Calls 'liberate', murder

--Stays up late at night

--Is laughing now

--Drinks blood

--Is a homosexual

--Is religious (since Christianity is Truth)

--Plays chess

--Isn't Republican

--Eats shellfish

 

[panzerfaust666]

wtf? I click the Kids Page link, and it takes me to this:

http://truechristian.com/confessionbooth.html

so it's a page for kids, but kids under 18 aren't allowed to see it... :zombie:

"An Atheist is...someone who plays Second Life...is a Line cook..."

yay im a line cook

 

[AchrisK]

That site must be a joke.