real life X-Files

[Strangelight]

Yesterday evening I put two pairs of Converse socks on the washing line to dry. When I awoke this morning there was only one pair, and one odd sock.
Conspiracy? Yeah, thats what I was thinking too...
So I foraged for my X-Files book, which is usually next to my Dream Interpretation book and my Narcicicistic Book Of Emotional Poems, and realised that I dont have any of of these publications.... so I cant solve the mystery....
What do you think Anathema fans?

 

[Bambi]

I actually got an X-files book for christmas once, I'll look it up.

 

[Maqus]

You should've looked for the sock book, logically.

I think it was a bird.

 

[Crack Hitler]

it's simple really, haven't you lot seen Ren & Stimpy? every missing sock are at this strange planet, on a mountain of left socks.

 

[Alwin]

I think it was a bird.

not impossible, considering the rock-star status of the owner of the socks

 

[DragonLady1]

maybe it was one of the horses

 

[Bambi]

surely a horse would have to rob both pairs of socks??

 

[Strangelight]

UPDATE: the pair of socks that were left on the line are SMALLER than they were last time I wore them. I reckon its an International Status Quo Conspiracy shrinking device uke:
what do you think Anathema fans?

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

maybe you have gout and they just feel smaller.

 

[darkladykleio]

It can be a sock-eating monster...BEWARE!

 

[marginalé]

i think it was a groupie, but who...???

 

[marginalé]

check ebay.. maybe the girl is selling it already

 

[Susie]

check ebay.. maybe the girl is selling it already

yeh its me i have stolen the sock and its for sale with some minty dredds

 

[marginalé]

how much for the two? i can't give more then 20 €

 

[Bastet]

 

[Bastet]

 

[breaklose]

i blame the ruthless toes of the judge.

 

[RottenAngel]

i think it was the Virgin Mary

 

[Bastet]

hehe, yeh, must've been her!

 

[Maqus]

No, Virgin Mary wears sandals, and they don't go well with socks.