Reasons to Drink

I'm drunk right now. I love being drunk. I've said this many times.
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I';ve never said antyhing against being drunk! ever! I made fun of drug users awhile back but now i dont give a fuck.
 
I've always loved you* but now tou're being mean to the dorian.



*in the gay sense, of course
 
I'm sure to always have a bottle of whisky sitting on my desk

that's provided countless reasonless excuses to drink, much less the ones provided in the article.