This is a blistering ride through caverns as pitch as an Armo's underarm. These Frenchies hammer your face with baguette crumbling fury. Who needs nair, five minutes of the ferocity which lies within will leave your pate bare. Pretty much the main reason why I ordered a dozen new pair of socks this morning, Necrowretch made me soil myself. Passenger 57, now pass me a muthafucking handy wipe. This is as metal as Forrest Gump running from a pickup truck. Don't be a fucking twerp who peruses metal forums to whine about women being evil and cruel, whilst having Sum 41 "bumping" on your youtube playlist. This is metal for hombres who drink their coffee black, and enjoy their women ground. Dr. Whiskey approved to keep your capillaries "rising."
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