Remember to celebrate Christmas by..

Just for you Billy!!

In 2001, pakistan I STOLE the "Mosque" sign from one of the towns mosques.

and in 2002 me and some guys scraped up all the left feet sandals we could at a mosque in Oman. Talk about international incident!
 
I think it's funny how we can't touch them on Ramadan or they will all have a cry. But given half a chance Al Zaqawi would saw your head off while you ate your Christmas ham.
 
there's a guy I know who converted to Muslim and takes the shit so seriously. He even changed his name to one of those ridiculous monikers they come up with. Well, just this morning, I cut up some ham and bacon into little pieces and mailed it off to him. I hope that asshole has a great holiday season:headbang: