I think it's funny how we can't touch them on Ramadan or they will all have a cry. But given half a chance Al Zaqawi would saw your head off while you ate your Christmas ham.
there's a guy I know who converted to Muslim and takes the shit so seriously. He even changed his name to one of those ridiculous monikers they come up with. Well, just this morning, I cut up some ham and bacon into little pieces and mailed it off to him. I hope that asshole has a great holiday season