Russell...

[EricT]

Contact me!

 

[Will Bozarth]

*touches your jewhair*

 

[Kvlt Wench]

No Russell, contact me.

 

[EricT]

You aren't going to powerfest though... so he'd be better off contacting me on this front.

 

[Will Bozarth]

*touches YOUR jew hair*

 

[Will Bozarth]

You aren't going to powerfest though... so he'd be better off contacting me on this front.

but im sure she wants him to contact her about HER front, too!

 

[EricT]

He'll be contacting me for therapy after a conversation about her front...

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Therapy? Are my tits really that traumatizing?

 

[Will Bozarth]

Eric loves the meat pole.

 

[EricT]

Its not that your tits are traumatizing... Its the 3 penises that are the problem.

 

[EricT]

3 large singing penises that recite various Manowar lyrics.

 

[Captain Beard]

I was wondering why I heard Manowar in the next room at 3 am in September.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

 

[Captain Beard]

Well you're probably used to it and slept. I KNEW I heard a trio singing Crown and the Ring!

 

[Will Bozarth]

where were you, San Francisco? oh wait.

 

[Captain Beard]

Yeah, in her brother's room. I'm not one to believe in Remote Viewing.