mrthrax
riffer madness
isnt it funny how no protests have been against saddam,every protest has been about an unlawful war,god there is some fucknuckles on this earth
RESUMECincy Vigilante said:Yeah, Bush is so evil...
I'm looking forward to 5 more years.
Dean, Kerry, Liberman, thats the best you guys can come up with...HAHA what a joke
By all accounts the economy is looking up
Iraq is liberated (by an unjust war) and well under way to reconstruction. With Sodamn Insanes capture it will only help with this.
Who Dey
If you waste a dirty mind on this board than there's something wrong. I like your attitude.FrankFreak said:Are we having fun yet ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Badatta2ud said:RESUME
George W. Bush
The White House, USA
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport,
Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of
alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my
driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas
driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and
went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any
questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air
National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in
Vietnam.
COLLEGE: I graduated from YaleUniversity. I was a
cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland,
Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't
find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt
shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our right-wing friends
in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I
was elected Governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil
companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the
Union.
During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the
most smog-ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any
Governor in American history.
With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida,
and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I
became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
cost of over one billion dollars per week.
(At least Bush had the balls to do something)
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted
the U.S. Treasury.
(projected surplus, clinton tried counting his chickens before thay hatched. It also failed to take into account 9/11 and all the over valuing of stock)
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit
in U.S. history.
(he inherited a recession that started during the end of the clinton years)
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies
filed in any 12-month period.
(so now it's his fault that people live outside their means)
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the
history of the U.S. stock market.
(not his fault)
I am the first president in U.S. history to enter
office with a criminal record.
(when did smoking weed become legal??)
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in
any one year period.
After taking-off the entire month of August, I
presided over the worst security failure in
U.S.history.
(I forgot it was his fault that the c.i.a. and f.b.i. didn't share information or the fact they couldn't piece all the information together.
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
Bunker Buster," a WMD.
(maybe these will replace the bigger ones that we already have. Smaller nukes, what a trvisty)
In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our
reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on
our British friends.
I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips
by a U.S. president.
(so)
In my first year in office over 2-million Americans
lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
(News flash, the economy is on the rise!)
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
12-month period.
(how many forclosures did he have?)
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration
than any president in U.S. history.
(who)
I set the record for least amount of press conferences
than any president since the advent of television.
(Fuck the press)
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
history and refused to intervene when corruption
involving the oil industry was revealed.
(what energy cricis? The black out? What do you expect with an outdated system that needs modernised)
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
history.
(Thank your buddies OPEC for that shit. Oh my, oil prices are down time to cut oil production. Another reason to drill for our own oil)
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and
support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops
and their families -- in war time.
I have set the all-time record for most people
worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public
venues (15 million people) shattering the record for
protest against any person in the history of mankind.
(At least you were free to protest him like most of the world. Just think if he was like hitler or saddam, he would have nuked the world by now just for you speaking out against him)
I've broken more international treaties than any
president in U.S. history.
(We are alwayst called on to help in time of need but where is the u.n. That's right they were to busy exploiting the food for oil progams that kept saddam rolling in the money.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
richest of any administration in U.S. history. My
"poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
oil tanker named after her.
(cool. Damn rich people)
I am the first president in U.S. history to order an
unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military
occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the
will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
citizens, and the world community.
(Fuck the u.n. this just proved what a joke they really are.)
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
largest bureaucracy in the history of the United
States government .
(I agree, big government SUCKS)
I am the first president in U.S. history to have the
United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights
Commission.
(I bet they left a lot of dictator controlled countries on there though.)
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
(World court of law what a joke)
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S.
"prisoners of war" (detainees) and thereby have
refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
I am the first president in history to refuse United
Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S.
election).
(what? we let the u.n. inspect our elections? That's not right, they have no business electing our president or having any say in the matter)
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of
my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the
largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My
political party used the Enron private jets and
corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S.
Supreme Court during my election decision. I have
protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. More time and money was
spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than
has been spent investigating one of the biggest
corporate rip-offs in history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
WorldTradeCenter attacks and less than a year later
made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the
largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
(I don't need the rest of the world to like me. I'm American and if you don't like me that's your problem)
I am first president in history to have a majority of
Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest
threat to world peace and security.
(Then 71% are as stupid as you are)
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals
to be awarded government contracts.
(like who)
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring
Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.
(half way there. Why doesn't the u.n. want to senence saddam to death? It's ok for him to gas his own people, support terrorism, inprison and tourture children, and allow his own sons to rape the women there? The u.n. is a fucking joke. Let the Iraqis try him and hopefully he will be put to death)
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now
in my father's library, sealed, and unavailable for
public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider
trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
Vice-president, attended regarding public energy
policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public review.
That "mass e-mail" raises several great points, that the sheep like flock of Bush supporters aren't smart enough to argue.Cincy Vigilante said:Yeah great a mass e-mail I got this allready, thanks.
TD said:the sheep like flock of Bush supporters aren't smart enough to argue.
Very well put.Ragamuffin said:Either that or realize the complete futality of any argument. It can only go one way
Bush hater: He's evil!
Bush fan: Neah
Bush hater: He's evil and here's proof:
Bush fan: Not really, here's why:
Bush hater: Still evil for those reasons and these:
Bush fan: Yeah but there's this this and this.
Rinse, repeat, until someone gets angry enough that it degenrates into a personal argument.
It's all pointless. No one changes anyones mind and the only people who actively seek out and engage in the 'debates' and people who a) want to feel smart b) are looking for an endless fight.
Go bitch about your favourite Anthrax songs not being picked in the poll or something Anthrax related, take this to the uselessramblingarguments.com/political/imrightandyourewrongsothere/