Santa is a PRICK!!!

[DumbAss]

I got up this morning and looked under the tree....
no 2006 Corvette Z06, no 50 inch Runco Plasma TV.
Does he even READ the letters I send?
What a Jerk.

 

[Edward Yawn]

If it makes you feel any better: there were no presents under my Christmas tree either. I asked Santa for a girlfriend and I got nothing.

 

[prime666]

I got everything I want. And I mean everything. New socks new underwear, a few gift certs, a hot women who's flying out to take care of my "needs" Wait till she unraps her gift. Besides a diamond pendant I got her all types of toys. Includung the Tesco vee double dong with shwing a ding action and shoots real life like roapy jets of jizm.

 

[Carcassian]

No Xbox 360 for me either. Harumph. I also didn't get the Alive 2 double pack that I thought had been bought me - but I did get a full sized pool table and 8 cds AND the crown triple dvd set...

...the only cd I didnt get was the new Bolt Thrower, but hey, what are sales for ?

 

[Mickenglanduk]

I got some blow up boxing gloves and head guards. How much fun are they gonna be?

 

[MetalThrasher442]

I got a calender!! Oh yeah, and an Ipod Nano. I didn't get my 10,000 dollar gift certificate to Guitar Center though

 

[jpike]

I got a blowjob from all your wives and girlfriends.

 

[Thrillho]

Is that why she didn't answer when I called?

I got a Dimebag tribute hoodie, an ACDC hoodie, and a musicians friend gift certificat. No new apartment like I had been hoping for.

 

[DumbAss]

I got a blowjob from Jpike.

 

[Thrillho]

it's the least he could do. If I got a hundred BJ's the least I could do is share one of them.

 

[jpike]

I got a blowjob from Jpike.

 

[DarbysDad]

I got everything I want. And I mean everything. New socks new underwear, a few gift certs, a hot women who's flying out to take care of my "needs" Wait till she unraps her gift. Besides a diamond pendant I got her all types of toys. Includung the Tesco vee double dong with shwing a ding action and shoots real life like roapy jets of jizm.

Right on Prime. :hotjump:

 

[Frankieebotz]

I got a blowjob from all your wives and girlfriends.

You mave gotten blowjobs from everybody's wives and girlfriends but you're still a Panthers fan and You gotta live with that shit buddy.

HaHaHaHa!!!!!!!! Go buccaneers!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Arg_Hamster]

I got up this morning and looked under the tree....
no 2006 Corvette Z06, no 50 inch Runco Plasma TV.
Does he even READ the letters I send?
What a Jerk.

Santa is a capitalist, send him your money.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

I got a blowjob from all your wives and girlfriends.

This is a messageboard for a metal band. Therefore we who hang here are nerds. And thus we don´t have any girlfriends or wifes. Maybe you got some from our mommys and daddys.

 

[jpike]

You mave gotten blowjobs from everybody's wives and girlfriends but you're still a Panthers fan and You gotta live with that shit buddy.

HaHaHaHa!!!!!!!! Go buccaneers!!!!!!!!!!!

The Bucs will choke just watch.

 

[MetalThrasher442]

The Bucs will choke just watch.

Yeah, but they will make it farther then the Panthers. Although I am not a fan of either teams, but I do prefer The Bucs. Anyway, and when I say this I'm pretty sure Dailyvault agrees with me...GO BEARS!!

 

[Frankieebotz]

The Bucs will choke just watch.

We are playing N.O. this weekend, I hardly see us choking. But, we have all herad of "any given Sunday". Good Luck!!!

 

[Frankieebotz]

Yeah, but they will make it farther then the Panthers. Although I am not a fan of either teams, but I do prefer The Bucs. Anyway, and when I say this I'm pretty sure Dailyvault agrees with me...GO BEARS!!

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bears!!!!!!!

 

[ThraxSA]

I didn't get Call of Duty 2 (PC Game) on Christmas day, but I got enough $$$ in vouchers to get a copy, so I am happy.

My wife and I got a new wok, so we will try it out tonight with a chicken stir fry !!!!