Satan!

You seem slightly intoxicated, so I'm going to ignore the fact that you just called Halloween a holiday.
 
Uh... Halloween is a Pagan holiday not a Christian one so no Lucifer involved. As such I plan to have a bunch of kinky sex with strangers to celebrate the body and earth and then commune with the ancestor spirits.
 
I just run the place, you make your own choices. We also keep it air conditioned, so I don't see where those strange biblefolk get the notion we have ANY fire and brimstone except for effect, cooking meat, and marshmallows.
 
I just run the place, you make your own choices. We also keep it air conditioned, so I don't see where those strange biblefolk get the notion we have ANY fire and brimstone except for effect, cooking meat, and marshmallows.

Wooo hail Satan! and hellfire BBQ!