Satan!

[Captain Beard]

That's sad. At least put on some costume and go scare children then, Europeans!

 

[flying_whale]

My Halloween will better than everyone else's. On that grand day I will see Gojira and Behemoth!
you all truly lose

 

[Captain Beard]

I can never lose. My awesomeness ensures this.

 

[El Stormo]

That's sad. At least put on some costume and go scare children then, Europeans!

What makes you think I need to put on a costume to do that?

 

[Captain Beard]

It's funnier when you wear makeup. But when you're as godly as I am, all you have to do is frown in displeasure, and every child within 500 meters promptly shits itself and screams in sheer terror.

 

[El Stormo]

I'm only demi-godly

 

[neal]

My Halloween will better than everyone else's. On that grand day I will see Gojira and Behemoth!
you all truly lose

psht, im gonna see Gojira a whole 2 days before you!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I scared a bunch of kids in my Kolgrim costume last year.

Ghoul and Hatchet and some other bands are playing a costume party show the Saturday before Halloween, so that should be quite the party. I'll have to find some appropriately slutty costume to wear.

 

[Dead Winter]

Italians usually make the local American kids cry by slamming the door in their faces when they go trick or treating. Either that or they'll just steal the candy from the kid.

Actually it's quite dangerous for kids to go trick or treating here due to traffic and stuff. Everyone just gets drunk and parties. All the bats go to the goth parties, all the metalheads go to the metal parties, etc.

 

[Chromatose]

Not at all.

Encyclopedia Britannica says:

Halloween

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Holiday observed on October 31, the eve of All Saints' Day.

 

[Chromatose]

And then I realized that when I said "Eat a hamburger" I was actually meaning that this will occur during my main halloween celebrating which will take place a few days early on the saturday before. Not sure what I'll exactly do on Halloween itself.

 

[DarkNoise]

I suggest we all rape and murder random little kids. then frollic in daisies.

 

[Anvil]

I suggest we all rape and murder random little kids. then frollic in daisies.

Now THAT sounds like a party worthy of God...

What about for Satan?

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll allow it. As long as you bring good beer.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

will's gonna be here for the weekend before. we're going to a zombie convention at monroeville mall that saturday, then possibly going to a friend's party that evening, then going to a zombie walk at the same mall the next morning with one of my room mates and her boyfriend, where we will shuffle around a mall, wearing torn clothes and bad make-up, really hungover! woo!

halloween itself, my room mates and a lot of their friends are dressing up like harry potter characters and i guess doing harry potter things while handing out candy for the black children they bring to trick-or-treat through the dorms. and hopefully they will leave me undisturbed to watch horror movies in our room.

 

[Captain Beard]

Zombies.... bleh.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

seriously, marvel ruined zombies. bunch of faggots.

 

[DarkNoise]

Zombies < YOU ALL!!!

 

[Chromatose]

Zombies < YOU ALL!!!

thanks for the kind words.

 

[Captain Beard]

Nah, it just seems zombies are overplayed. The concept of rotted flesh walking the earth is grand, but everybody overhypes it and just ruins it for me. Fuck "zombies", but yay for for the undead!