Satanic Doves Attacks Pope!!

Witnesses claimed they heard the doves crooning, "Pure Fucking Armageddon...!"
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RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

But seriously, fuck the Pope. I hate him and his stupid hat.
 
I don't want your fucking dogma,
I don't believe in what you preach,
I don't want your fucking bullshit,
You infect everyone you teach.

You offer prepacked salvation,
For the guilty chosen few,
You say we're all just sinners,
Say it to the altar boy you screw.

You make me sick with what you do.
Lies and guilt and hate, are what you spew.
You do it over and over and over again.
Take your god and shove it up your ass!

Ignoring real problems,
That you've hidden in denial,
Living in the past,
Ruining people's lives.

You talk about family values,
Well, I'll tell you that's a joke.
You talk about family values,
While on some young boy's cock you choke.

You make me sick with what you do.
Lies and guilt and hate, are what you spew.
You do it over and over and over again.
Take your god and shove it up your ass!

Treating women like they're servants,
Like they're baby factories.
Treating gays like some sickness,
You're so fucking diseased!

You say I can't beat off or screw,
Or else I'm going to hell,
I'll beat off right in your fucking face,
You think I fucking care?

You make me sick with what you do.
Lies and guilt and hate, are what you spew.
You do it over and over and over again.
Take your god and shove it up your ass!
 
An Ode To The Pope

In Brussels they've got hats
In Bristol they make fancy mats
In London they've got cars
In Portugal, chocolate bars
In the Vatican, there's an old grey man
Sucking off every priest he can
Old homophobic piece of shit
Dismember him - bit by bit


The Pope is a Cripple!

The pope is a cripple
He has a third nipple
Molesting the choir boys
That is his only choice
Die fucking cripple, die!
 
$10,000 that Ozzy uses this for one of his OzzFest videos where they merge his image into the video footage....and some head biting ensues no doubt, except he probably bites the pope's head off instead of the fucking parrot thing.

Shit, I should go into marketing. Or get a psychic hotline. Damn, am I good, and boy is they dumb.
 
Seriously timeless stuff.

"Good will never triumph over evil, because good is DUMB."
"The sheriff is a *BONG*"
"Dey darkeh dan us!"
etc.
 
Reminds me, I must get the Curb your Enthusiasm DVDs. They just released season 3, but season 4 when Mel Brooks joins the case was the equivalent of making tv history.

And make sure you see The Office before your countrymen butcher it into hollywood gloss.
 
JayKeeley said:
Reminds me, I must get the Curb your Enthusiasm DVDs. They just released season 3, but season 4 when Mel Brooks joins the case was the equivalent of making tv history.

And make sure you see The Office before your countrymen butcher it into hollywood gloss.
OMG I didn't know Mel Brooks was in Season 4. I've still only seen season 1, I need to pick those others up. I won't watch the remake of the Office til I've seen the original. :D

Demonspell, well played... [/ominously]
 
Papa Josh said:
Seems those satanic doves may have had something to do with the pope being hospitalized yesterday..... :Smug:

Haha didn't you hear? His respiratory problems was was due to him sitting in that window for twenty minutes or so with the temperature being a few degrees celcius. That's one frail man :grin:
 
So maybe I don't know much about these things, but is the crucifix worn around the pope's (or any Christ follower's) neck supposed to be upside down?