Save Toby WTFLOL

Well Id give him a few dollars if I could eat half of toby. But this is pure genius-- exploiting vegetarians.
 
Saw that awhile back, laughed my balls off. Then started thinking "wait what if this dude is serious, he'd be a total dick." But good, glad it's fake.
Those truly moved by the plight of Toby, Bernd, or Fluffy should consider donating a bit of their spare cash to their local animal shelters or rescue groups, entities that all too often have bunnies dumped upon them by those who have decided they can no longer be bothered to keep their pets, or to rabbit-specific groups such as the Rabbit Rescue and Rehab of New York, Tidewater Rabbit Rescue of Virginia, and Zooh Corner.
Hooray for aminalz.
 
Damn, I'd say making $16K by threatening to eat a bunny would be a marvellous plan, that bastard!
 
I'm really contemplating making a site like that. I mean goddamn.... this PROVES that people will give me money. I'm gonna do it, I think.