A Female Mimming Batch! (AKA, TobySleep Dialogue)

[coelacanth_M]

FACT: toby talks a lot in his sleep!

so... from now on, i've decided that i'm going to keep a log of the fun things he says here, okay? it's good stuff too.


entry #1, from tonight:

toby: "EW EW EW EW!!! she just put her finger in her crotch!"

mia: WHO did that?!

toby: *scowls* this really gross, fat chick wearing a bikini... A FEMALE MIMMING BATCH!

mia: uh oh, a female mimming batch?

toby: yeah!

... and then he hugged me!

 

[azal]

when I dream of fat women it's usally in a much more positive context.

 

[frost_giant]

when I dream of fat women it's usally in a much more positive context.

you should post your own thread imo.

 

[xfer]

this thread has real potential. esp. if azal weighs in with counter-sleeptalkings!

the new dion mcgregor!

 

[frost_giant]

what the hell is a mimming batch though? my dcitionaries don't help me!

 

[xfer]

he actually said "rhyming bitch"

 

[frost_giant]

I used to talk a lot in my sleep when I was around 13, strangely mostly in English(not my first language fyi). And when I was even significantly younger, like, 8, I would sleepwalk. Creepy!

 

[azal]

my brother used to do the sleepwalk to piss in the sink or on a plant thing. I always thought that was weird.

 

[FalseTodd]

more

 

[avi]

I want mp3s

 

[frost_giant]

Mia,
plz let us know if Toby, by any means, reveals in his sleep the meaning of Bath/Leaving Your Body Map or tells the secret explanation of what Kayo Dot means(there definitely IS one and I am sure it's not the earlier assumption "Toby is into asians and stuff"). :Spin:
If he starts slowly saying the lyrics from his solo album, write them down as well.:Spin:

 

[Astral Poetry]

my brother used to do the sleepwalk to piss in the sink or on a plant thing. I always thought that was weird.

One time i sleep-walked (sp?) into the laundry room and pissed all over the dirty laundry.

 

[azal]

yeah I don't get why people sleep walk to places that aren't the bathroom, and are probably further away from the bathroom just to sleep-piss.

 

[FalseTodd]

also if you think visuals would be more entertaining for us, I can get you a studio-quality 35mm film camera and extensive lighting rig

 

[FalseTodd]

the crew is willing to work for free on this, there is a fair amount of dedication

 

[xfer]

I sleep-talk pretty regularly/weirdly too (Aysha always tells me about it), so either it's biological or we were both exposed to the same sleep-talking-causing behaviours as kids!

 

[chupe666]

jodi stabs me in her sleep, close-fisted

 

[azal]

that was the first fisting post on the board ever that wasn't courtesy of kleo.

 

[Astral Poetry]

sleep-fisting is the cause of most birth-defects i've read

 

[Barista_Dot]

We talk about Fisting here?
Totally into it, dudes.