Scarlett Johansson is tooooo gorgeous!

[Conspicuously Absent]

this thread should be renamed ...

ITT: posts by guys that did not get laid in a month or more

so i have to stop posting in here?

 

[Krilons Resa]

i want a real Asian chick ... no speak english type ... one that covers her mouth with her hand when she giggles.

i want one of those

HAHHAHAHHAHA

 

[lurch70]

don't worry I am posting too

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

don't worry I am posting too

ignoring your own rules eh?

 

[Krilons Resa]

Every asian porn I ever seen is some skin n boned, ironboard chest jap chick with an untamed shrub between her legs getting porked by some cat-dick asian dude, screaming like she is being hatefucked. what gives?

 

[lurch70]

no rules ... just facts

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

well. I better head out then if we're talking facts. See you in other posts.

 

[lurch70]

Every asian porn I ever seen is some skin n boned, ironboard chest jap chick with an untamed shrub between her legs getting porked by some cat-dick asian dude, screaming like she is being hatefucked. what gives?

and the guy never really fucks her ... he is kind of like rubbing her ... its almost like lesbian porn.

i never seen and asian porn (asian man and woman) with a proper good ole fashioned fucking

 

[Krilons Resa]

yeah, its like erotic ringaround the rosies. wtf.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

the Lord of the Rings - Return of the King - the White Tree, is one of the greatest songs of all time.

 

[NAD]

You dudes are watching that weird Asian porn shit that comes from the homeland. The ones I watch some slant eyed bitch gets banged in a mall in Los Angeles (the food court usually) and there's no mention of "sucky sucky" at all.

 

[Erik]

10 years old in the 70's???? I was 3 when The Exorcist came out, PLUS it was banned in the UK until the 90's!

But hey, I appreciate all things from any timeframe. I saw the original Nosferatu only a couple years back and was floored at just how incredible it is for a 1920's production.

nosferatu is more EVIL than exorcist.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

hahaha erik owns this thread

No he doesn't own shit. Erik doesn't have a healthy appreciation for ANYTHING, unless it's recorded in a forest in Norway between November 1990-March 1991, and had a black & white cover in limited pressing.

Fucking ridiculous. I'm arguing with a bunch of shithead teenagers about movies that are - now pay attention - universally acclaimed as groundbreaking and widely revered in 100s of circles as all-time classics.

END OF FUCKING STORY.

 

[Erik]

lots of things are "universally acclaimed" and still shit

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Name 11 of them.

 

[Erik]

the exorcist
metallica
fine wines
christianity
the united states of america
the beatles
your mum
celery
jews
democracy
impressionist art

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

you lose at "fine wines," "USA" and "my mum"

the rest I don't care about

 

[Erik]

microsoft windows too

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I'll grant you that one too

 

[dorian gray]

haha, erik still owns this thread
but lol @ your remark about him and the norway forest in 1990