Scarlett Johansson is tooooo gorgeous!

wwwaaaaaaiiiiit a minute. is this for real? i saw this shit at the bookstore the other day, realized it was tom ford on the cover and moved on. you mean to tell me if i woulda just unfolded it....?
 
The fact that Scarlett has NO WAIST in that picture might be the thing that's putting me off. Look, all I'm saying is, keep her in the corset alright?! :tickled:

And what's up with the Spock hand signal? "Look at my chunky ass...and live long and prosper"
 
No I'm not anti-Scarlett -- I just think it's a bad picture. That film she did playing Dennis Quaid's daughter, she looks stunning and guys, let's face facts: good clothing ENHANCES the looks.
 
dude, if I could flip her over in that pic ... wowaweewa ... bet you would have a different opinion.

she is a shorty too ... they tend to be kind of waistless, or neckless in the case of beaners :loco:
 
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haha the other night i had a dream i had sex with johansson. i even told the wife about it. she was like, "whoooo cares."
dreams rule sometimes
 
Doomcifer said:
JK is a big fan of anorexia nervosa. Not to emntion his stunning ability to point the most insignificant blemish or imperfection on any female. :loco:

:lol: x 100

I laugh because I know it to be true.

I'm getting sick of this forum -- now I'm working in NYC we need to go drinking more after hours.