Scarlett Johansson is tooooo gorgeous!

[neal]

so...link?

 

[dorian gray]

seconded

 

[lurch70]

turded

 

[Reign in Acai]

 

[einride]

those sure are grainy boobs on the internet

 

[lurch70]

are these from some flick?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Nerdstroms hacked in to her phone.

 

[einride]

couldnt she afford a better phone

 

[Ellestin]

Good fuck that French babe is flawless.

well one flaw she probably has: her boyfriend

 

[Reign in Acai]

Women will really go out with whoever has the balls to ask them out.

 

[Reign in Acai]

!

 

[Vittra]

 

[cthulufhtagn]

this is big news

 

[dorian gray]

I had decided Frenchie was the finest woman alive.....until I saw her hands.

 

[lurch70]

well one flaw she probably has: her boyfriend

is that the dude from Amelie? ... he's a funny mofo. he also has only one hand. what does that mean? it means he MUST have a horse cock and half an elephant cock for that prize fighter.

 

[lurch70]

hahahhahha ... Pee-nto's on a roll!

 

[dorian gray]

I thought I recognized that guy

 

[dorian gray]

hahahhahha ... Pee-nto's on a roll!

haha yeah, that's some good stuff

 

[Ellestin]

is that the dude from Amelie?

Yep, a disastrous movie... I'm distressed it even made it to American theaters and that you guys now think we French all look and act like this bunch of retards. Not that Paris deserves a better image mind you. Fucking shithole.

he also has only one hand

he has two, one is just not working, on account of being hit by a bus when he was young (probably while fleeing from the police)

 

[dorian gray]

We don't really care what French people look or act like so don't worry.







j/k



Amelie is one of my favorite movies, btw. Why do you hate it so?