Screwed Up Lyrical Translations...!

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http://www.tashian.com/multibabel/

Go there and read the story behind the site, that will get you to understand what's going on. Then, take a line or two from a favorite (or least favorite) song (Metal or otherwise) and paste it in the text box, and Babelize. Paste the end result. Good (and extremely fucked up) fun for everyone!

Example:

...and Oceans - Mechanic Hippie

Original version:
What are these penetrating colors
Of this soundscaping noisefloor?
Is this the old empty future
or the black electric nature?

Totally weirded out version:
What soundscaping these colors
Of the penetration of this floor of the noises?
This old or natural black emptiness
Future is electrically?

As you can see, it is great fun. So, what are you waiting for?

 

[dezar]

Original English Text:
A king in my own mind

Translated to english from French:
A king in my own spirit

Translated back to English from german:
A king in my own spirit

Translated back to English from itailan:
A king in mine just spirit

Translated back to English from portuguese:
A king in my spirit just

Translated back to English from spanish:
A king in my alcohol hardly

-In Flames​

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Original English Text:
Travel the earth in sweet embrace

Translated back to English from french:
Travel the candy ground embrace

Translated back to English from german:
The sweet soil travels enclosure

Translated back to English from italian:
The sweet land travels recinzione

Translated back to English from portuguese:
The land candy travels recinzione

Translated back to English from spanish:
Recinzione of the routes of the Earth caramel

-Me​

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

From Disgorge (U.S.) - She Lay Gutted:

Mutilated entrails, rot as I disgorge

Translated:

Disabled of Interiora, deperimento, as he vomits it

o_o

 

[EphelDuath]

Original English Text:
A faithful friend is a strong defense
Translated to French:
Un ami fidèle est une défense forte

Translated back to English:
A faithful friend is a strong defense

Translated to German:
Ein zuverlässiger Freund ist eine starke Verteidigung

Translated back to English:
A reliable friend is a strong defense

Translated to Italian:
Un amico certo è una difesa forte

Translated back to English:
A sure friend is one defended strong

Translated to Portuguese:
Um amigo certo é um forte defendido

Translated back to English:
A certain friend is a defended fort

Translated to Spanish:
Cierto amigo es una fortaleza defendida

Translated back to English:
Certain friend is a strength defended

 

[AjDeath]

All the kiss he and when to kiss some not rammarichi c'è.

This was-Fuck it all, and fucking no regrets.

 

[AjDeath]

Original English Text:
Early one morning
with time to kill
I see the gallows
up on the hill
And out un the distance
A trick of the brain
I see a lone rider crossing the plain
He's come to fetch me
To see what they done
We'll ride together
Till kingdom come
I pray for God's mercy
for soon I'll be dead
I hung my head,I hung my head

Translated back to English:
The end to see the end soon to see the mornings with of l'heure,
in a slaughter of the order for l'alto that comes the Galgen in
the assembly and of l'un he proves of the distance of the brain,
of that I only v a passenger, who crosses smooth He's, the end to
try it of the way that this language of qu'ils, that estêve did
with of jusqu'à We'll, from which what the kingdom of the
demands for the tolerance of ordered God's died soon I'll
comes j'a the hung ways directs, hanging ways that directs of
j'a

WT FUCK!

 

[lord667]

I just called to say I love you
"Exijiu de J'ai will refrán straight-line of t'aime"

Big disgrace, shaddappa you face
"Great Disonore, shaddappa, that arranged"

It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini, that she wore for the first time today
"Itsy bitsy weeny of C'était of the yellow of the bikiní to the
small point of or the hammer, this qu'elle took by before the time
aujourd'hui"

 

[Mr. Cactus]

Hehe, In Flames-Gyroscope makes even less sense now.

Geology is digging through my brain
a manta engulfing the world
to throw it up once again
to a guild of lifted daggers

Neo-wolf but older again
than the Lupus itself
linked its fur to the gyroscope of time
a collection of failures

A diabolical sequences of stabs
written in cunning stone
from the fossilised den of thieves
our lives die

I see the nursing all-mother
spitting out a trail of termites
in the mouth of her first-born hope
breast ripe with smog-filled rebellion

Apathy dressed in violence
white insectoid legs
curse her lips and mouth
receptive only to pain

Empty geology of my brain
blanket, that one absorbs the world
alongside advanced the end still to play
a Zuenft of dolche raised

the Néo -- lupo older
this equal Lupus
nevertheless still jumped the skin relative to the gyroscope of the diabolic time
un'accumulazione d'échecs

an order of the effect
in the expert rock
of fossilised the cave of ladri
our table of the screw
that written v I all nut/mother of Obacht
for Spratzen, mature nell'apertura of the relative hope had excluded d'une
dragged the thermites
firstconstant
the center with the rebellion
that was the fog fulled on

L'apathie nell'atto s'est equipped of the Mon violence
of cerveau of the average of creuse of the IE
nouveau of the blanket engloutissant of the skin of the verse of moons of the O.N.U
of the Jeter
soulevés of poignards of
guilde of assembles of a

the Néo -- cereal l'aggiunta of vieux
même of loup of him of Lupus of that
the gyroscope of I rolled more external of fourrure of KNOWS Temps
the accumulation d'échecs assembles
diabolique of adroite Coupe
of ordre of

the O.N.U of pierre of dans of écrits
YOU fossilised voleurs of the Repaire the matrix of notre, never competes
of vois of

tout mère of Soins of thermites of mère of traînée of hors spilled
d'une of crachement
soutenu of prime minister of espoir of Bouche of the son of dans
relative of the remplie of brouillard of rébellion of avec of mûr
dans the Lagewalttaetigkeit of habillée

of the L'apathie s'est
jambes d'insectoid the white man
relati maudissent you labbri and the recognitions
the orderedsensible form that only suffers

 

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