Seriously Redneck.

Burzumite

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Nov 14, 2004
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Yesterday, I was at Save a Lot mopping the floors, rednecks seem to carry a lot of filth in when they're buying massive quantities of canned ravioli and TV dinners. Anyways, the most disgusting person I've ever seen walked in. Buckteeth, raging mullet, and of course, the Marlboro hat on. I was amazed to see, he had taken a white wife beater and had Kayo Dot air brushed on it with a blue and purple background, and the kayo dot text in a silver with sparkles.

WTmotherF? I didn't know if I should slap him, or compliment him. I know I've seen this guy before, and I'm sure he'll be in the buy more redneck food sometime soon.