Several Reasons why Clad in Darkness needs to perform in Minnesota

[Seanindarkness]

1. Our Alcohal is cheap
2. Clad in Darkness+Me+Minnesota=Fucking awesome
3. Epicurean sucks
4. Epicurean sucks my fat one
5. Epicurean are a bunch of douches that can suck my hairy balls
6. I needs me a stylish Clad in Darkness T Shirt
7. Nothing would humor me more than to attempt to give Casey+Coy Directions to a venue
8. Having my nipples tweaked by Casey!
9. Did I mention that Epicurean sucks?
10. IT'S CLAD IN DARKNESS

 

[Fury of the Storm]

Please perform at the next New England Hardcore and Metal Festival in Worcester Massachusetts. That would be awesome exposure if you can get some play time there and its at the venue a frequent at.












Plus I want my own Clad in Darkness t-shirt.

 

[opeth_353]

Play in England, losers!

 

[Limbonic]

Still waiting for Clad In Canada tour

 

[opeth_353]

I want to see you play all songs off Crimson horizons!

 

[CladInDarkness]

How about songs before the CH demo?

 

[opeth_353]

Even better! Bring it on you pussys!

I'll be your opening act.. A CiD yodelling cover band!

 

[Seanindarkness]

I would pay money to see that.

Actually Stephen and I will do acapella versions of Clad in Darkness Songs

while on fire

and juggiling chainsaws


we've been rehearsing.

 

[CladInDarkness]

I have, for a long time, wanted to do covers of 50's and 60's songs, in a black metal acapella group.

Blue mooooooooooooooon arrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhh. Just all growls, no instruments.

You guys are ripping off the Clad in Kazoo Project anyhow, and WE'RE OPENING for THEM.

 

[Seanindarkness]

Fine then since Clad in Acapella can't open for you guys, can me and Stephen's hip-hop dance troupe be the other opening act?

 

[August Gales]

I think we should have Sean and Stephen's dance troop perform on stage with us while on fire and juggling chainsaws. Of course this would require us to perform outside of the state of Illinois and break our years long tradition. Not to mention New England and Old England... who wants to make such a difficult decision. Minnesota just seems easier in this case.

 

[CladInDarkness]

Let's play shows out of state.

 

[August Gales]

Don't worry my Nova Scotian friend, Clad in Canada is personal mission. It may take a lifetime, but the time will come!

 

[Seanindarkness]

Brian you would be more than welcome to join in our breakdancing antics.

"LETS SEE DANCE SUCKA YOU GOT NOTHIN' ON ME!"

 

[MichellesGhost]

Wisconsin isn't so far away guys...Lots of venues here...How about northern Illinois at the least?



Sorry I am the opening act and its a secret!

 

[MichellesGhost]

I say secret only because I have not an inkling as to what I would do

 

[in_absentia]

play in australia, and i'll shout you all drinks.



plus me wants clad in darkness shirt

 

[Seanindarkness]

Shelly I'm going to be civil about this and say that you and the Phen and Garthax Urban Thuggas Experience will both open for CID.

 

[August Gales]

Well if Australia is offering drinks....

 

[Seanindarkness]

In_Absentia, your avatar makes me giggle