Shadowy Manipulator

[FalseTodd]

So I had this friend in highschool who's dad was really rich and worked on the Reagan administration. And we always used to joke that his dad was the "Shadowy Manipulator" who secretly controlled all of Washington, DC. We always used to go over to his (very large) house and accidentally break very expensive things.

So I guess my friend's dad is deepthroat.

In any case I need a t-shirt that says:
"I broke deepthroat's treadmill and I'm carrying the secret to the grave."

 

[xfer]

this is awesome and deserves much more attention.

 

[goatschool]

Sam or Kelly, have you read "Rule by Secrecy"?

 

[xfer]

ahahahaha no! i kant even conceive of reading it!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

wow. WOW.

 

[FalseTodd]

More t-shirts desired by my friends:

"I broke deepthroat's condo with my ass and all I got..."

"Deepthroat's dog peed on my gilfriend and she loved it..."

"I seriously clogged the toilet in deepthroat's guest bathroom..."