Sheer Brilliance!!

[lizard]

The "Brief Safe" is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown). To add realistic smell, check out "Doo Drops" on Page 65.

 

[NAD]

That's quite a highway!

 

[deadair]

the things lizard finds on the internet

 

[lizard]

actually I got this catalogue in the mail (shomer-tec.com). I was especially enamored with the

"SPECIAL INGREDIENTS" VOMIT FLUID
These "special ingredients" are just what you may need in some "special situations". Manufactured under contract by DSG Laboratories to fulfill the occasional unusual operational requirement of CIA and other federal agents, these products are now available for non-governmental sale. Use only with utmost discretion.

Just empty this nasty little vial into a drink. First, the unfortunate drinker begins to feel queazy. Then comes the projection vomiting. Warning: not to be used on others without their consent.

 

[lizard]

and:

These "special ingredients" are just what you may need in some "special situations". Manufactured under contract by DSG Laboratories to fulfill the occasional unusual operational requirement of CIA and other federal agents, these products are now available for non-governmental sale. Use only with utmost discretion.

The "Evacuator" is made from a unique natural bark. When mixed with food or liquid, it will cause total uncontrollable "evacuation." Via the natural route. Stand CLEAR! Warning: not to be used on others without their consent.