She's a fuckin' nutter,but ......

[Smashed]

Spiffs my mate!

 

[Mark]

Why not avoid her 20% of the time?

 

[spawn]

Everyone have a drink...

 

[Spiff]

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

 

[KoichCPA]

Easy Soulution,be with her 60% of your time,then your got a good chance of mising her shit mood, the other 40%,go to a pub from which she is banned.That'll teach her.

 

[Kem]

What does she do that's so crazy?

 

[KoichCPA]

She's female,that ussually qualifies at least 20% craziness.

 

[spawn]

How come you are so upset Spiffy?

 

[Spiff]

Because Smashed doesn't love me anymore!

 

[KoichCPA]

what do mean anymore, He cleary wrote "Never liked"

just thought I'd point that out

 

[Spiff]

 

[spawn]

Oh... Dont worry Spiffy, you cant let other people define you like that! Why do you care what anyone else thinks? Go to the top of the nearest mountain and shout "I AM NATURES GREATEST MIRACLE!!!!" as loud as possible.

Sorted

 

[Spiff]

I already did that and I still feel sad!

 

[KoichCPA]

Don't worry about it spiffy, people with low self esteem have generally earned it.

 

[spawn]

It wasnt a big enough mountain Spiffy. Dont listen to Koichi. Its already 11am, he is drunk by now

 

[_(^DRACULA^)_]

your best bet spif if to avoide reading these posts %30 of the time lol .....

Screw the mountain , get on the emergincy broadcast system and run around naked and let them see relise what they are messing with lol