Shit My Dad Says

[Dead Winter]

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

 

[Morbides]

"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor."

 

[Dead Winter]

That's my favorite!!!!

This guy is my hero...this is me in 50 years. Also this one:

“You seen my cell phone?...What’s it look like? Like two horses fucking. It’s a phone, son. It looks like a phone."

"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."

 

[Lord Foul]

So old it is already a CBS sitcom for next season

 

[Dead Winter]

Yeah I know. But I never Twitter so it's news to the non narcissists.

 

[neal]

Yeah I know. But I never Twitter so it's news to the non narcissists.

lolz

 

[Shpongled]

Yeah I know. But I never Twitter so it's news to the non narcissists.

Just so you don't get ahead of yourself with the generalizations here, I've never even been to Twitter's homepage before and I have known about SMDS for over a year

 

[vikk]

http://crazythingsparentssay.com/

 

[Dead Winter]

Just so you don't get ahead of yourself with the generalizations here, I've never even been to Twitter's homepage before and I have known about SMDS for over a year

When have I ever gone overboard with generalizations?

 

[Morbides]

overboard/neverboard, potato/potata

 

[guitarguru777]

Been following this guy for months .. the shit is just epic!