Should I go to the toilet?

[Spiff]

The pest control man is supposed to stop by today to do the controlling of pests. Problem is that I'm dying to go to the loo, but I just know that if I do then he'll come knocking on the front door while I'm on the can.

Should I go to the toilet, or wait until he's gone?

 

[spawn]

Go now, or he wont just be cleaning up the pests when he arrives

 

[Spiff]

Not to worry, I ended up going just after posting the poll. Move along, people, nothing to see here.

 

[KoichCPA]

Wait,you never know when he'll be there. what if he gives up knocking and leaves,and all your pests kill you.

 

[Lord Tim]

Noooo! You should have held it in! And if it became too bad and you had to do it in your shorts, you could have filmed it and sent it to our good friend Veronica!

www.veronicamoser.com

HAHAHA! You coulda been famous! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Spiff]

I'm not even going to look at that site, Tim!

Don't worry, I'm sure I'll have to go to the loo again one day. Maybe I'll set up a webcam above my toilet and just not flush it ever. There are sickos on the net who love that sort of thing!

 

[spawn]

Poor Veronica must get so much shit about her job...

 

[spawn]

Its a good idea not too Spiffy, I clicked on that link ages ago on the Dungeon site. It was yucky. Yucky indeed.

 

[Lord Tim]

What he said! Ewww! uke:

 

[spawn]

But the more you tell people NOT to click on it...

 

[KoichCPA]

i clicked on it.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Yes, it is a yucky site.

 

[Icarus]

I also clicked on it. What happens to me now?

 

[spawn]

You never forget Iccy.

 

[Winmar]

 

[Lord Tim]

Ah yes... more victims of the Queen Of The Schtool!

 

[phlogiston]

I clicked it too. I don't see what the big deal is. It's people being messy with their vegemite toast. Some of those girls really love their vegemite. And it looked like a few of them had Picnic bars as well.

 

[spawn]

Why dont you have the nice lady make you a sandwich phloggy?

 

[Spiff]

Nutella!

 

[Lord Tim]

I'm sure I saw someone eating a sesame seed coated corn fritter on that page once...

Now *that's* the shit!