Signed Guitar Strap

There're a thousand questions I could ask about why you've not got money, but I'll save 'em. I think I have a good idea.

EDIT: Don't take that the wrong way, that could easily be miscontrued on here.
 
Maybe I should kill two birds with one stone and buy everyone in the family Evile merchandise for X-mas. You think the parents and siblings with bad taste in music would mind getting Evile hoodies and Five Serpent's Teeth cds?:devil: