There's a lot of sick, sick DCI drummers who's hands are unbelievable.
You also have to take into consideration that the heads they're playing on are tuned so tight it's like concrete, so a lot of it is rebound action.
The running gag though was always that no matter how great their hands were, you couldn't put a DCI snare drummer/tenor player behind a kit because all they could play was 4/4 rock a la Tommy Lee
As far as marriage go... you only have one thing to hit... so you better be damn good at hitting it.
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