I seen this on another forum and liked it 
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:05 pm Post subject: single
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange
juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, a 1 lb. package of
bacon, artificial sweetener and 12oz bottle of bubble bath.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out a
drunken bum standing behind her watched as she placed the items in
front of the cashier, his head going right to left carefully
following each item as she place them one at a time onto the conveyor belt.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her eight items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk
to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth
did you know that?"
The drunk replied, . . . . . "Cause you're ugly."
HAVE A GOOD DAY, YA'LL!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:05 pm Post subject: single
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange
juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, a 1 lb. package of
bacon, artificial sweetener and 12oz bottle of bubble bath.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out a
drunken bum standing behind her watched as she placed the items in
front of the cashier, his head going right to left carefully
following each item as she place them one at a time onto the conveyor belt.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her eight items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk
to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth
did you know that?"
The drunk replied, . . . . . "Cause you're ugly."
HAVE A GOOD DAY, YA'LL!
