Hahaha ok listen to this:
I am coming home from Chicago , last christmas. It's snowing as shit as usual, so all of the flights are cancelled but MINE. With 6 hours of delay, my plane is the last one to take off. 4 hours of flying to San Diego. We enter the plane, I feel anxious and paranoid because i get to sit between two good looking young chicks. We're about to take off, but our captain makes an announcment " It is dangerous to take off right now due to heavy snow blah blah " . I am melting and I want to kill myself right there. SO I take one of my PROZACS. We finally take off, it's shaking and turbulance as shit. SO I take another prozac, 15 mins later I take another one.
...... I wake up at home in San Diego one day later. I don't remember taking my baggages, i don't remember my parents picking me up from airport, I don't remember my sister coming to airport with my parents.
I'd rather loose my penis than have a heart attack in a plane