Six Days Until First Contact!

[Mort Divine]

On October 14th the 'Federation of Light' as I've heard it called is supposed to be visiting Earth, psychics have predicted that aliens will be visiting earth on this date and that UFO sightings will be sky high around the entire world, and that first contact might be made

I know listening to psychics is a lulzy thing, but what dumbass psychic would ever give a specific date?

 

[False Joe]

WE'RE ALL FUCKING DOOMED.

 

[Dak]

Kneejerk reaction to this is at least now we know what day this won't happen on.

 

[Lotus-Eater]

I better charge up my ray gun.

 

[seedofvengeance]

I better charge up my ray gun.

*slaps knee*

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

HOLY SHIT FOR REAL!!!???

 

[The Butt]

lolaliens

 

[entanglement]

Better not sleep alone.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

On October 14th the 'Federation of Light' as I've heard it called is supposed to be visiting Earth, psychics have predicted that aliens will be visiting earth on this date and that UFO sightings will be sky high around the entire world, and that first contact might be made

I know listening to psychics is a lulzy thing, but what dumbass psychic would ever give a specific date?

 

[cookiecutter]

Idiot. First contact happens in 2063 after World War 3 when Zefram Cochran flies the first warp capable ship and attracts the attention of a Vulcan science ship flying nearby.

 

[Mort Divine]

Today is the day!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

needs moar aliens

 

[mutantllama]

I'm waiting...

 

[mutantllama]

Still waiting...

 

[SkiesAtOurFeet]

Idiot. First contact happens in 2063 after World War 3 when Zefram Cochran flies the first warp capable ship and attracts the attention of a Vulcan science ship flying nearby.

This man is a genius! All hail Zefram!!!!

 

[tanya6]

well although this alien-will-visit-us thing sounds like bollocks, it is nothing compared to this... flat earth ....dear lord :/

 

[supseudonymous]

well although this alien-will-visit-us thing sounds like bollocks, it is nothing compared to this... flat earth ....dear lord :/

Once again, picture in your mind a round world. Now imagine that there are two people on this world, one at each pole. For the person at the top of the world, (the North Pole), gravity is pulling him down, towards the South Pole. But for the person at the South Pole, shouldn't gravity pull him down as well? What keeps our person at the South Pole from falling completely off the face of the "globe"?

From the evidence page:

Conspiracies and Coverups
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That says it all.

 

[Lord Kur]

the flat earth site is actually worth reading

at first glance it would seem like a joke...

but i'm pretty sure scientists could put a couple of holes in their theories like maybe just defining the term "round"

when they get around to completely not getting the whole gravity thing it kind of becomes silly

it's all a bunch of fundie bullcrap and i can't believe some people actually believe this stuff. they never really even bring up photographical evidence

 

[Zephyrus]

I was fucking lied to.

 

[Lord Kur]

it may have happend while you were asleep

the world needs another halle bop kinda thing. kinda like darwin's theory about survival of the fittest