Slam your willy on the keyboard ONCE and see what comes out.

I just tryed it and my Mum caught me and said "What are you doing slapping your penis against the keyboard?" I replied "Sorry Mum, it's what we've all been told to do"
 
Profanity said:
Is a willy a penis?
I thought that's what ALL the Brits called it...

Fine, I slapped my male reproductive/urinary organ, my genitalia, on my keyboard.

I like the alternatives--hardy boy, boner, woody, limp bizkit, dongle, wanger banger, nightstick, tootsie pop, popsicle, itsakadoozie, ding dong, long dong, pongo, man meat, cast, stiffy, Johnson, red rocket, walrus, mushroom, poker, gopher, beaver, hard hat, third arm, pole, or just plain ole' dick.
 
I'm proud of myself.

Now people will know the many different euphemisms for penis and add color to their conversations.