smug director: "amanda, you forgot to attach the translation invoice to this!'

[minxnim]

me: "see that yellow paper that says INVOICE on it?'

director: "oh ... yea"

me: "That's totally NOT IT SERIOUSLY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA bye"

 

[minxnim]

also 'here i cooked up some dick sticks for you to eat with your lunch while you're PERUSING the estate planning brochure.'

 

[xfer]

dick sticks EXCELLENT

 

[minxnim]

dick sticks originated in an ihtez minizine i got from mike joyce.

 

[goatschool]

dikstix

 

[goatschool]

not that this makes a diff, but there is a local HC kid named mike dikk, and he wears big baggy pants.

 

[lizard]

i learn more new phrases on this board.

 

[minxnim]

my boss just sent me an email:



"Amanda, that was the greatest moment of the year so far. Absolutely fantastic. I am so glad you laughed in her face."



me = raise ? i think SO!

 

[deadair]

www.bagofdicksticks.com

 

[minxnim]

i was the one who posted that originally!

 

[TheNewChupe]

it's nice to have your boss in your corner.

 

[minxnim]

yea my boss (not the director, but my supervisor) is awesome... awesome! she rules. she always sticks up for me and tries to get me raises and more vacation.

 

[minxnim]

she's also a total hippie and people think i'm her daughter and we always hug and stuff. and also she comes over to my house to watch movies n shit. or i go to hers to eat fake ice cream.