so a bird shat on my arm today

[Baliset]

 

[BigFakeSmile]

omz one time i was riding my bike and a bird shat on my head! ugh! x10

 

[IanDork107]

one time, i was riding my bike and a big bee flew right into my face, managed to hook itself onto my lower lip and sting my inner lip! x11

 

[Baliset]

a bird shat on my shoulder once while i was in this rustic moutain village in Tuscany x -143453545665465454535 just because it was so beautiful that even the shit on my shirt didn't detract from my happiness.

 

[Baliset]

one time my roomate at college was drunk and tried to get my attention while i was on the phone by jumping into my bed and pulling the covers over his head and proceeding to pleasure himself. x infinity

 

[Firedwarf]

One time a bird shat on my friend's hand and he wiped it all over my shirt.

 

[Steve]

bird shit sucks...