so azal...

[deadair]

tell us about big fake smile... i swear, we won't tell.

 

[avi]

the old bad-ass azal would totally reply to this. as for the new pussyfied azal, well.....

 

[minxnim]

i'm shocked that avi just said "pussyfied".

azal, don't tell if you're not supposed to!

 

[chupe666]

 

[azal]

the suspense must have been killing you guys all day, since I wasn't able to get to a computer.

*drum roll*

she's nice.

 

[avi]

so disappointing. you've lost it brah.

 

[azal]

seriously though, there really is nothing to much say.

we didn't interact all that much.

she wasn't morbidly obese, she didn't have lobster hands and she had a nice smile.

I was a little stoned to, so...

 

[avi]

excuses excuses.

now it's bigfakesmile's turn to talk shit.

 

[minxnim]

i am totally disappointed that there were no lobster hands.

 

[deadair]

i was waiting to hear 'morbidly obese'... no offence Big Fake, just most metal girls are like the other women that were on the bus with you that night.

 

[azal]

actually I think those two broads were kinda attract physically.
well I'm not really into the red leather pants and bullet belt and stuff, but they looked ok.

they were just sloppy drunk and annoying and needed to be kicked in the ribs.

 

[deadair]

azal's pick up line - "sooo, you into kickin'?"

 

[azal]

followed by a series of clever, Andrea Yates - related jokes.

 

[azal]

come on guys...Andrea Yates reference....nothing?


tough crowd.

 

[avi]

you're such a softie now. It's pathetic.

 

[The Dope]

Metal fans as a group tend to be among the less-attractive members of the species it seems. From looking at the other people at any of the shows I've been to, I can definitely say that I was the best looking guy there. Maybe that's because I'm (relatively) clean-cut looking and am obsessive about my teeth and have lady-killer eyes.

 

[xfer]

just because you were the only dude in j. crew with one of those combed-forward-gelled-and-swet-up-in-the-front haircuts doesn't make you the most attractive!

 

[The Dope]

You're almost right about the hair, except that I don't use gel (makes my hair too gross feeling). But yeah, I really don't have much of the "metal look" except maybe for my sideburns. Even those have been radically toned down the past few years. I'm becoming so damn conservative in my old age.

 

[azal]

guys.......she drowned her 5 kids......give me da evil propz.....

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

it happens dude.