So...Dallas left God Forbid....

There are times I wish I had a (younger) brother that I could shape and form a band with :( Oh well, I guess Rufus will have to do :lol:
 
Oh and where's your instructional guitar shredding dvds?, I'd like to compare yours to kris ones.

Exactly... He is a very good guitar player, a lot better than I'll ever be... I think the guy just doesn't like Darkest Hour so he blames it on Kris
 
I don't really have anything against kris norris, but I chilled with darkest hour once when he was in the band. Everyone else in the band was throwing beer and weed at me and kris was bitching at them saying they were running out. Maybe he was stingy twards this guy too ? He's still a wicked guitar player, but I don't really have much interest in seeing God Forbid with him. Shoulda went to the show when they were here a few montsh ago...
 
I don't make or need shitty instructional dvd's showing people how to play the minor scale.

I'd fucking RAPE him if we were to dual.

Guaranteed. I'll put money/gear on it.

ego much?

It doesnt matter how good you think you are....no band would ever let someone with an attitude like yours into a full time touring band.


ps. i hope you're just trolling...
 
I don't make or need shitty instructional dvd's showing people how to play the minor scale.

I'd fucking RAPE him if we were to dual.

Guaranteed. I'll put money/gear on it.

Cut with the autofellatio, no one wants to see you suck your own dick.

Or know whether you can suck it off faster than anyone else either.

I mean seriously, your mother must be proud.
 
Anyone got Kris' contact details? This would make a bitching Youtube video, whichever way it turned out. We could hire a venue and everything. The collective will of the Andy Sneap forum can make it happen! Oh, and by the way, I think you meant 'duel' there.

Actually I am tracking one of Kris's projects this summer hehe.

Directed at ShreddyMarz, just because you can play a million notes and masterbate on the fretboard doesn't mean that people are gonna give two shits about you. I mean I know could care less whether someone can shred. Now I have talked to you plenty on aim and you seem like a decent enough guy, but talk like that is just showing that have a lack of respect for other musicians.
 
I don't make or need shitty instructional dvd's showing people how to play the minor scale.

I'd fucking RAPE him if we were to dual.

Guaranteed. I'll put money/gear on it.

This goes down as one of the most "LOL"
inducing posts I've seen.

The last one was that dude the AndreyP's lollacaust about Sneap's guitar tones.

P.S -Norris's wife is a cutie.
 
Lol, good fucking god a lot of you love that Kris guy. Chill the hell out, I'm just pissed that God Forbid is probably going to die because of their 'smart' decision to hire a motherfucking wannabe. And Chryst, you don't believe me?! Let's set this shit up! DUEL! Either way, I'm looking through YouTube and listening to some of his shitty band and his little 'shred sessions' and really, I have nothing to be impressed about yet. And to everybody bashing on shredding; You're just pissed you can't do it. So you make up excuses and simile's to put it, and everybody who does it, down. It doesn't work. I will always shred, and I'll always be better than some over-tattooed metalcore piece of shit who thinks he can match Jason Becker. Oh, and my ranting here isn't just coming from him being overly shitty, I've also heard alot of shit about him being a stingy, stuck up, goody-two shoes cock sucking son of a bitch. Kind of like Yngwie just WAY less talented.

Hate me or love me, I'll always love you fuckers <3

P.S. Dill, do it! Set it up! I'm down :D
 
Jesse seriously dude. I think you are being a little overboard man. Especially with the being overly confident thing. I need to take a break from this forum.
 
Lol, good fucking god a lot of you love that Kris guy. Chill the hell out, I'm just pissed that God Forbid is probably going to die because of their 'smart' decision to hire a motherfucking wannabe. And Chryst, you don't believe me?! Let's set this shit up! DUEL! Either way, I'm looking through YouTube and listening to some of his shitty band and his little 'shred sessions' and really, I have nothing to be impressed about yet. And to everybody bashing on shredding; You're just pissed you can't do it. So you make up excuses and simile's to put it, and everybody who does it, down. It doesn't work. I will always shred, and I'll always be better than some over-tattooed metalcore piece of shit who thinks he can match Jason Becker. Oh, and my ranting here isn't just coming from him being overly shitty, I've also heard alot of shit about him being a stingy, stuck up, goody-two shoes cock sucking son of a bitch. Kind of like Yngwie just WAY less talented.

Hate me or love me, I'll always love you fuckers <3

P.S. Dill, do it! Set it up! I'm down :D

:lol: Pathetic, I think is the word.

If you'd looked carefully you'd have found Norris is only filling in for the tour and you really shouldnt base your likes/dislikes of someone on hearsay, it's not a clever thing to do.

If anything that only person here that is displaying the capacity for being stuck up is you, you should keep that ego in check son, not everyone wants to knock out as many notes to the minute as possible, did no one tell you that's not what music is about?

In all honesty I'm more jealous of BB King - and he only plays with three fingers and most probably only knows the minor pentatonic but is a fucking great guitar player for reasons other than technical ability.

As for your so called duel, why would anyone take you up on something you want to validate your own ego, thats just insecurity showing through, nobody else thinks they have something to prove, why should they attempt to match you on your insecure childishness.