so i got an ebow in my x-mas eve stocking

Ebow. So many years seeing the ads, yet I have never touched one. Would it work on a bass?

Got a harmonica for my twas the night before Christmas present, yay.
 
I works on bass.

Except it won't work on the low B string if you have a five string because it's way to fat.

Sometimes a buddy and I get drunk, he brings his ebow and we do a tribute to Sunno))) at like 4 in the morning with a crappy combo amp.

And then my roommate threatens to stab us in our necks.
 
That's it, I'm getting one now. I don't have any low-B strings so I think things are gonna be alright.

Ha! First FAQ on ebow.com is "does the ebow work on bass?"
 
its this electronic devices that has a crevice in the middle that you hold over the guitar string and it creates this magnetic field that keeps the string vibrating infinitely and acting sort of like a bow on a violin string, hence the name.
 
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