I won some sort of prize in a writing competition that took place nearly a year ago (you'd think they would have notified me a bit sooner than TODAY) and now they're going to have me read an excerpt from the winning story for the crowd.
I WILL MAKE READING ALOUD METAL!!!!!!!
I WILL MAKE READING ALOUD METAL!!!!!!!

Dude, I totally love public speaking. Make sure you do something "metal " at some point, a Halford Scream, an Arnold voice something.