so like, ice was falling off the empire state building this morning

[deadair]

...or how they have you get under your desk for a torando

 

[xfer]

actually, preppy: one of richard ramirez (the night stalker)'s victims raised her hand when he stepped out of the shadows and shot her. he walked off and left her for dead...but the bullet had struck her wedding ring and she survived!

 

[xfer]

hahaha you guys have TORNADOS.

(disdain)

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by avi
one more benefit to living in cali

maybe... until your land FALLS OFF THE EDGE OF THE EARTH!

 

[FrostGiant]

Where is that earthquake we were promised anyway?

 

[minxnim]

Originally posted by xfer
actually, preppy: one of richard ramirez (the night stalker)'s victims raised her hand when he stepped out of the shadows and shot her. he walked off and left her for dead...but the bullet had struck her wedding ring and she survived!

okay so that makes 1:100,000 saved

also, as for tornadoes: there was an awful tornado in western mass a while ago and it ripped off the roofs of all the houses and shit and it was scary!

 

[xfer]

I think tornadoes are a myth. Like wine.

 

[avi]

you're just jealous

 

[minxnim]

Originally posted by avi
one more benefit to living in cali

well, you guys also have like, african killer bees, mudslides & landslides, rampant wild fires, water disasters, severe platetechtonic shifts causing earthquakes (we're talking like, faultlines UNDER other faultlines here....) and so on...

 

[avi]

blah blah blah I'm not listening I'm not listening


for the record: I don't consider socal to be part of MY california.

 

[xfer]

Not to mention so many gays & ACLU members that God is sure to turn your state into glass and cinder sometime in the very near future.

 

[minxnim]

we're talking northern here too! read 'ecology of fear' by mike davis!

 

[avi]

^still not listening

 

[goatschool]

Originally posted by the_preppy
also, as for tornadoes: there was an awful tornado in western mass a while ago and it ripped off the roofs of all the houses and shit and it was scary!

this may have been the same tornado that bashed the hell out of the small town my dad lived in. made national news and such. 1997?

my father was the city financial commissioner at the time. he racked up a shitload of debt to a divorce and insurance not covering the majority of the damage to his house, so he had to file for bankruptcy. this made ALL the local newspapers, because of his. you know, role in caring for the city's finances.

so he and i share the exact same name. i didn't like seeing my name in the second page headlines under those conditions. or the time his wife got attacked by a pit bull - people thought i was married to the woman.

but i digress.

fuck tornado shit, but more importantly, fuck san francisco.

 

[avi]

 

[FrostGiant]

California Sucks
by: Screeching Weasel

California Sucks
California sucks it's worse than old New York
Filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks
Hot tubs and Jacuzzi's and swaying green palm trees
Rockstars,assholes,sleazy broads + smog that makes you sneeze

California sucks!

California sucks the people there are fake
They can buy their plastic lives with all the cash they make
California movie stars strung out on sleeping pills
No - I've never been there and you can bet I never will

California sucks - Just look who you've produced
Ronald Reagan, Jerry Brown and Countless other fools
West coast sun-tanned morons - You don't know how to think
I can't wait til your state erodes and you fall into the drink

 

[xfer]

I am Governor Jerry Brown
My aura smiles
And never frowns
Soon I will be president

Carter power will soon go away
I will be Fuhrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will meditate in school

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California

Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face

Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California

Now it is 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool niece

Come quitely to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower

Die on organic poison gas
Serpent's egg's already hatched
You will crack, you little clown
When you mess with President Brown

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California