So, my job gave my shift pizza... and...

[Will @ work]

My ass is NOT happy.

 

[Necromunchkin]

You should totally clog up a toilet.

 

[Liverslapper]

Get some Tobasco sauce or Louisiana Hot Sauce...it will be much better.

 

[Captain Beard]

No man should claim he has a job until he shits on paid time.

 

[Anvil]

No man should claim he has a job until he shits on paid time.

My thoughts exactly.

 

[azal]

co-sign

 

[Calamitas1786]

Upper-Decker.

 

[Jasonic]

Upper-Decker.

WINNER!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

No man should claim he has a job until he shits on paid time.

Not only that, but shitting right before he punches out and leaves, instead of punching out, then shitting and leaving.

 

[Lunar Still]

Nothing like taking a paid dump.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Nothing like taking a paid dump.

..on someone's chest.

 

[Malergion]

My sister's friend found a tape of her boyfriend cheating on her with a woman who shat on his chest.

 

[Captain Beard]

Yeah, that's nasty. Unsanitary as hell.

 

[Lunar Still]

..on someone's chest.

As long as it's paid, it doesn't matter where the feces falls.