so, this fucking jackass has to hit on me on the 4 train

[minxnim]

WHAT a fucking douchebag this guy was. first of all, he says 'ahhh virginia woolf' with this stupid knowing sort of voice and i look up and dipshit is wearing one of those TRES CHIC eddie bauer RABBIT FUR CAPS.
i just said 'i hope you die in your sleep for wearing that hat'. he thought i was kidding. he kept talking! the nerve! blah blah blah... he rambled about the 'to the lighthouse' (um yea so what?) and finally i had to be like 'no seriously, i never talk to anyone that wears rabbit fur' and i moved to another seat.



he was also like some 40 something year old washed up post-mod with a bag choice of hat.

 

[minxnim]

=

cooler than assholes with rabbit fur hats

 

[goatschool]

argggh.

when i was on the 4 train last weekend, this tall woman with her hair sprayed the fuck out, wearing a black (waist-length) fur coat, high heels and carrying a YACHTSMAN bag was huffing and puffing and asking people from park slope directions to penn station. she was so pissed and people were being really nice to her. my friend pointed out she was probably a russian visitor that was staying in NJ, but it was frightful regardless.

i'm wondering about that there 4 train...

 

[azal]

Originally posted by the_preppy
WHAT a fucking douchebag this guy was. first of all, he says 'ahhh virginia woolf' with this stupid knowing sort of voice

that is the worst.

 

[minxnim]

RARRR I AM THE EVIL BUNNY OF FUR HAT REVENGE, BEWARE! I AM GOING TO STAB YOU IN THE MOUTH!!!!!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

yeesh

 

[minxnim]

i just can't stand when someone takes this 'expert' or 'intellectual' tone about something, especially when they don't even know you! i mean, there is too much to know. we're all morons in the face of it. denial of that leads to idiocy.

 

[minxnim]

FUR HATS BEWARE

 

[azal]

I'm getting visions of "Night of the Lepus"

 

[minxnim]

one day rabbits will EXACT THEIR REVENGE!!!!

 

[xfer]

WABBIT WAMPAGE.

 

[Thorns of Sorrow]

I'm suprised that Jackass was not me.

I take the 4 train every morning, hehe I stake my territory on that train. Long hair, leather jacket, and metal shirts, USUALLY keep the commuters at bay. With that being said I want to go on the 4 train with a bunny suit, I get on at wall street and stare at people uncomfortable...Get off to transfer at 42nd street and stare at people uncomfortably....Get the 6 and got off at my stop, Hunter College, walk up to the school with a cigarette sticking out of the bunny masks mouth. Then I'll go up to all the old upper east side rich ladies, and push them on the floor for wearing fur coats, and eventually get arrestred. Well, I guess I know what Monday is looking like.

 

[minxnim]

um if you pushed over people wearing fur while you had on a bunny suit you'd be my idol.
i once considered dressing up as a fox and standing at the window of a fur store and pretending to cry.

 

[tar]

i ahve also been on teh subway

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

one time I yelled at some kids on the subway for being obnoxious.

 

[xfer]

on Friday, the T stopped really fast and this girl did a Superman impression a good ten feet through the air and hit the ground with a huge THUD. we were all horrified until she got up and was like "I'm OK!" after which i was totally unable to stop laughing. does that make me a bad person? or just lowbrow?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

that reminds me of hamburgers

 

[minxnim]

i always laugh reallllly hard during inappropriate moments like that. it's such a curse. and the more i realize it's awful, the harder i laugh.

 

[xfer]

eViLdArKnEsSsAtAn of MOTW-board fame was with me, and he loudly said, "Did anyone but me find that fucking funny?" as soon as she got off.

I don't know why I felt bad...I mean, she wasn't hurt. maybe because I wouldn't have laughed quite as hard if she and her friends hadn't been giggly and stupid and cow-like right before said flight? so i'm making a moral judgment and assigning ridicule accordingly? that's not very nice.

 

[minxnim]

i think, for at least me, it's partly due to (not kidding!) a serious mental problem, and also because i have no social grace, tact, or savoir faire.... and when something is funny, i laugh. and funny = other people being socially retarded besides me.