so ummm who is still eating beef, and why?

[xfer]

it's true. however, vegans have really terrible-smelling gas/poops.

 

[xfer]

riposte: veg*ns have much better-tasting semen.

SO I'M TOLD.

 

[minxnim]

"so you're told"

mmmmhmmm
and that's probably only if they eat tons of sugar and flour i guess.
being vegan doesn't mean a person is necessarily healthy.

 

[xfer]

well it's also if they eat a lot of vegetables, which sweeten up the jizz--especially parsley, i think, and ummm lettuce? i think the fact that they include a lot of water helps a ton, too.

but also, things like meat (red especially) sour up your secretions--sweat, semen, even saliva.

 

[kleo706]

My fiancee got a steak the other night and the beef was like rotten. I've kinda been eating chicken and beans since then...

 

[xfer]

moral: You shouldn't ever enter the bathroom after the_preppy has used it, but if she had a dick you'd want to suck it.

 

[AndICried]

as a crunchy liberal i think the overmasculine, prideful need to eat beef is ridiculous.

I don't think the overmasculine, prideful need to eat beef applies to most beef eaters.

That's an interesting article. Am I right in believing that BSE is only contracted by the cows that eat the chickenfoot&otherrandomstuff crap that many farms feed them on?

If that is the case, then why not eat organic beef?

 

[minxnim]

omg alex you're a freak.
also, everyone is already on my dick and i don't even have one.

 

[xfer]

There's no need to eat beef. I've had friends look at me agog at the thought of not eating beef, like, "But...but every good American eats hamburgers! That ain't right, man!" attitude. I like beef, too, but it's not essential to anything other than to preserve a cowboy image.

BSE is contracted by cows eating the spinal matter of other cows. You would think organic beef would be okay, but I'm not sure it is.

 

[avi]

there is "safer" beef out there, ie grass fed, free-range stuff n whatever. more money, but probably worth it I'd figure.

 

[AndICried]

...I like beef, too, but it's not essential to anything other than to preserve a cowboy image....

...You would think organic beef would be okay, but I'm not sure it is.

Assuming you did really really 100 gabillion percent prefer beef to other meats, I'm sure you could research the issue enough, from a variety of sources, to eat beef (near) risk free.

for example:

http://http://www.organicconsumers.org/

 

[minxnim]

yea but who knows who's telling the truth about where beef came from.

i've had beef twice in my entire life.
i'm alive.

 

[AndICried]

As avi said, it's considerably more expensive.

 

[xfer]

but is that really the only way cows can get BSE? it's got to be transmitted in nature somehow, which makes me think that unless there's strict biological isolation from surrounding farms and the like (which is unlikely no matter how "organic" the food is; see examples of cross-pollinated organic crop fields), BSE could possibly still spread.

 

[minxnim]

bse could spread, who knows? no one does. that's the point. life is tough.

 

[xfer]

let me just say that i'm against oppression and discrimination of minority groups in principle and in practise

but if i give up tasty beef over this shit, i'm going to mercilessly oppress you fucking spongebobs in the future and have you rounded up into concentration camps, out of bitterness.

 

[Ominous Luminous]

I'm really glad that I don't have to worry about where my boca burger came from. The bottom line is that I don't care if a person eats meat, but I think that those who do should take a stand like this slaughter guy and refuse to eat meat until stricter rules are imposed on slaughter houses.

 

[minxnim]

i could give a shit who eats meat. i just don't. considering i almost died, i guess you know... i had to give it some thought.

 

[Ominous Luminous]

How did you almost die?

 

[avi]

I look forward to the messiah saving me, amanda and ominous and carrying us away to heaven in the fiery chariot with Elijah