so...

[deadair]

what's up?

 

[lizard]

3000 dead in french heat wave.
ted williams' head sawed off.

 

[minxnim]

i am wearing my diamond bracelet today.

i barfed.

 

[lizard]

while coming to work today, I found no dismembered trunk of a man in his late 40s.

 

[deadair]

when i came to work... ummm, i ate some breakfast.

no barfing though

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

hey, I barfed yesterday!

I'm thinking about what I want for lunch and I keep thinking about pancakes.

 

[lizard]

 

[chupe666]

there's a "golf" thing at my work today. it's this weird annual thing where each different department/project team "gets" to build a miniature golf hole, with all sorts of goofy crap IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WORKPLACE.

so basically, outside my cube there is a ton of Corona paraphenalia, floating pool items, tiki torches, voodoo dolls, a minigolf hole, and such.
the area next door is so overcrowded with stuff it's difficult to walk through.

the upside: free alcohol begins being served at 2pm. although it's ABusch products, i won't balk at the free part.

 

[lizard]

 

[FrostGiant]

I'm very tired today. I'm going to get some coffee.

 

[FalseTodd]

Man, you're workplace sounds like an office-humor nightmare...Thank God It's Thursday, am I right?

 

[chupe666]

(radio voice You said it, mister!

one possible good point: i could potentially inflict some jon rauhouse steel guitar on them if they run out of island music. either that or motW Dark 12. cuz it's Dark.

 

[FalseTodd]

Argh. We totally should have named the new album "Dark 14". Ah, fudge.

 

[chupe666]

if you had named it Dark 18, you could have sued DS when their 18th record came out! oh no wait- that was ND's record. maybe Dark 24 or something.

 

[minxnim]

fuck. i need a drink. badly.