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Hey everyone.
Two Christmases ago, Ray started a fanfiction story in honor of the coming holiday. Some of the rest of us jumped in and contributed to this story. Since the old forum was hacked, the story was thought to be lost forever.
But I kept a copy, and here it is, in full (and uncensored, because on the old forum, they kept blanking out the word "shore" for some reason), for everyone to enjoy as the holiday season draws near. Keep in mind that this is FICTION. None of the quotes are to be taken seriously, and the ending is obviously pure fantasy. You will also see guest appearances of other OSAers. Have fun guessing who wrote which parts!
Enjoy!
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Stingray Dickens and Company Present: A Nightwish Christmas Carol
Chapter One
Nightwish was finished, Tarja Turunen perceived. "How could they be stupid enough to get rid of me?" she thought. In her mind, she knew that she was the only reason Nightwish existed. It only existed for her and her alone. But, Tarja felt her immense talents were being wasted on those that could never appreciate her immense talent. She felt that as she was in her office in Kuusankoski when the first people came in.
"Tarja, about Nightwish..." one asked.
"Nightwish? Bah!" she sniffed, "Humbug!" as she went through the mounds of e-mail.
"Tarja, " the person replied, "look at what Nightwish has done for you."
"Humbug! What has Nightwish done for YOU?" she shot back, "I do not need Nightwish! I do not need those lowlife fans! I do not need them. They exist for me!" as she continues poring through her e-mail.
The person looked exasperated and was trying to figure all this out. "But, Tarja, Nightwish has given you so much."
Tarja fired back, "Yes, it gave me bad food, bad bus rides, hanging with drunks, and even got me molested in Mexico. Nightwish? Bah! Humbug!"
As the person left, Tarja receives a phone call from the States.
"Hello, Tarja." the caller said, "This is Ann-Marie Reilly. I am a reporter for Beyond Ear Candy here in America. I would like to..."
"American reporter?" Tarja sniffed, "America? Bah! Humbug!"
"But, Tarja," the reporter said, "You have many fans here."
But Tarja would hear none of it. "American reporter, you can take you and your lowlife American fans and shove them where the sun does not shine! They had me perform in ratholes, in front of drunks, for peanuts! Sometimes we would get lucky and receive almonds! Now, you go straight to Hades!" Tarja would utter as she slams the phone down.
She gets up off her desk, goes for her coat, and goes down to the local coffee shop for a cup of good kava. It is Christmas Eve, and Tarja wants to get back to her husband for a small get-together with each other. After she gets her coffee, she passes a group of children singing carols on Kuusankoski's streets. They see the world-famous former Nightwish frontwoman and go nuts.
"Hello, Miss Tarja." one said.
"Could you sing a carol with us?" pleads a little girl.
Tarja looks down and says, "You can have your parents buy my CD off my site for you."
"But, Tarja," The little girl, not more than six years, pleaded, "Can't we not hear your beautiful voice?"
"Bah!" Tarja sniffed, "I will not waste my voice with the likes of you. Humbug!" And Tarja walks away from the teary-eyed child.
Tarja walks into her home, and puts on a fire. Later, after Marcelo decides to retire for the evening, Tarja decides to stay up to look at some prepared texts for the press. Then, out of nowhere, she hears a door slam. Since she was alone, she was rightfully worried. She went down to the cellar, and saw nothing. As she goes upstairs, she hears the windows slam during the howling wind gusts. Then, she gets spooked as she goes into the bedroom. She hears deep moans coming from the walls.
"Who's there?" she says. It was nothing, she thought. As she climbed into bed with her husband, she hears a low moan.
"Taaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrjaaaaaaaaa, Taaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrjaaaaaa." went the call.
Chapter Two
For what seemed endless moments, the cry, "Tarrrrrjjjjaaaaaaaaa" seemed to go on and on, moaning plaintively. Finally, after tossing and turning in bed for some time, trying to ignore the sound and go to sleep, Tarja had at last had enough, and went to go investigate the source of the problem.
"Probably those vitun repairmen who were supposed to fix the heater last week." Tarja muttered under her breath as she lit a candle and quietly tiptoed out of the bedroom. The heater had been making a rattling noise for some time now, and that was probably what was making the noise. As singers are far too focused on their voices to care much for small matters like home repair, she quizzically looked at the air vent where the heat was coming from, and heard nothing.
She shrugged her shoulders and started for the bedroom. But now that she was fully awake, she found she could not so easily get back to sleep, and went downstairs to the den to look over the list of applicants that were to qualify for her next round of singing lessons, to be given next spring after her Christmas concerts.
"Bah!" she said as she read the list. "All these impoverished Argentinian children, how naive do they think I am, to believe that their measly incomes are enough to pay for singing lessons from my voice?" she got up and went to open the window to let some fresh air. But before she could reach the latch to open it, a sudden gust of wind came in from seemingly out of nowhere and blew all the papers into a chaotic whirlwind, scattering all around the room.
Now she knew something was going on. Frustrated, she bent over and began to scoop up the papers. As she bundled up a pile and turned to put them back on her desk, she gasped in horror when she saw a woman sitting at the desk.
"Who are you?" she asked, astonished. But then she felt foolish, because she knew exactly who it was. It was the opera singer Renata Tebaldi, but then Tarja shook her head in even more disbelief. Renata Tebaldi had passed away earlier this year. It couldn't possibly be her.
"I'm the ghost of Renata Tebaldi." the woman answered, and Tarja gave her a suspicious look. The woman was dressed in a long, flowing black dress, and it would have been bare of adornments but for the fact that over the dress, it was covered in chains of various sizes, a huge lock on her chest, binding the chains together.
"You know, I could call the police and have you thrown out of here." Tarja said.
Renata's ghost shrugged. "Perhaps you can, but I'm a ghost. There's not much they can do to me by way of physical force."
"What do you want from me?" Tarja asked.
"I've come here to send you a message," Renata's ghost replied, "you see, I spend my days in the afterlife in bondage, being punished for my past sins. Mistakes I made, and people I wronged during my lifetime. If I am ever to break these chains and repent for what I have done, I must go to others like myself, and help them to not do the things I have done. I have come to you, because you need my help the most. My punishment is watching talent like yours go down the drain because of your ego. I'm here to show you what might happen to you because of it."
"But I don't understand," Tarja said, "you had a spotless reputation, I'd never heard anything so bad about you that you had to be punished this way."
Renata's ghost looked pensive. "That may be so," she said, "and I tried to live my life the best I could. But sometimes one must go through trials of their own, to teach lessons to others. Everyone makes mistakes. I was not perfect. When you cross over to the other side, you learn very quickly what your mistakes were in the world of the living, and how they affected those around you. That is why I'm here now. So you don't learn those lessons after it is too late to do anything about it."
Tarja crossed her arms, looking clearly annoyed. "Get to the point already." she said, rolling her eyes.
"Three spirits will come to visit you." Renata's ghost said. "They will each come on the hour, from midnight to three o'clock. Don't try to run from them. They'll find you, wherever you are."
Tarja continued to look bored. "Fine. I'll tell you what, I'll even have my maid brew a pot of coffee so they will have refreshments when they arrive." she said sardonically.
"Have it your way." Renata's ghost said, and threw her arms in the air. A mist swirled around her, and like that, she was gone.
Tarja shook her head and looked over at the clock. It was 11:27. She decided that everything she had just heard and seen had come from sheer exhaustion. It's not easy to be the greatest singer in the world, after all, Tarja thought as she turned off the light, lit another candle, and quietly walked back to her bedroom.
Chapter Three
At the stroke of midnight, Tarja could hear the chiming of the grandfather clock from downstairs. Despite her trying to deny it to herself, she knew that she could not sleep because she was waiting to see if these supposed spirits would arrive.
Tarja listened to the clock chime twelve rings in succession, and then waited. Dead silence. After a moment or so, a smug smile stretched across her face, as she thought to herself how silly it had been to think such things in her mind.
She looked over at Marcelo, who was still snoring softly beside her. Suddenly, a clap of lightning could be seen from the window outside, startling her. When the flash was gone, there stood a rail-thin woman at the foot of her bed.
Tarja could not speak. The woman made her way closer. She took Tarja's hand and said simply, "Come with me."
Tarja surprisingly obeyed, and walked with her to the balcony. The woman climbed up to the ledge and stood up. "What are you doing?" Tarja asked with surprise.
"We're going to do like the song you sing says, and walk in the air." the woman said, as if it were something everyone did.
"You're crazy, if you think I'll go anywhere with some stranger!" Tarja cried.
"I might be the stranger," said the woman, "but when you come with me, you are going to see many people that you have known. I am the Ghost of Christmas Past. We must go now. I don't have much time." she grabbed Tarja's hand and pulled her up, and within seconds they were indeed, "walking in the air".
After what seemed hours, they landed. They were in a small, humble town. All the little stores were laden with Christmas decorations, and there was snow all over the streets. Tarja was the first to speak. "You aren't bringing me anywhere new," she said, "this is Kitee, Finland...where I grew up."
The Ghost of Christmas Past nodded, and they walked on. They kept walking until they approached a school. They stood at the gates, watching the children play. There was one lone little girl sitting alone under the tree. She looked like she was crying.
"Do you recognize that little girl?" the spirit asked Tarja.
"No." Tarja said immediately. "Why should I?"
"You should." the Ghost said. "Look a little closer."
Tarja looked, and gaped in astonishment. "That's me! I mean, that's me...when I was a little girl!"
"Why yes, it is. Do you remember this day, so long ago?"
Tarja nodded. "There isn't much to say."
"Perhaps I should say it, then." the Ghost said. "You see, I know all about this little girl here. I know all about how the other girls used to make fun of her because she had a beautiful singing voice. I know how mean they were to her."
"Well, I showed them." Tarja said, lifting her head up defiantly, her chin trembling slightly. "I went on to become an icon in my home country. I've rubbed elbows with the President. Everyone in Finland worships me now. I bet those rotten girls are ever sorry now what they did to me. And they really think they're something. Do you know that they tried to send me an invitation to our class reunion? Like I would ever waste my time on them. Besides, I'm sure the only reason they invited me was to get backstage passes or a free autograph. I'm not that little girl anymore!"
"Sounds to me like that little girl exists now more than ever." the Ghost of Christmas Past said observantly. "You're still trying to prove something to them."
"Bah!" Tarja said. "I don't need to prove anything to such low-life trash." she said as she spun on her heel and walked away from the school.
Chapter Four
As Tarja turned and walked away from the scene, the spirit said, "Tarja, why don't you take a look to your right?"
"Why? I need to see no more."
"Yes, you do." said the spirit, "Do you know who that is?" as the spirit pointed to a little boy.
"Why? Do I really have to?" Tarja sniffed.
"Take a look." said the spirit.
They see the litle boy knock on the house door. "Good day, Mrs. Turunen. I am here for my lesson."
"Oh, hello, Master Tuomas, come on in." said the woman. Tarja eyes rolled in her head, and tried to ignore the scene.
"Tuomas used to come to your home for piano lessons. Do you remember what you used to do?"
"I basically ignored him." said Tarja.
"Oh, really?" said the spirit, "Why don't you watch?"
Tuomas is practicing as Tarja walks into the room. Tuomas is practicing a little of Sibelius, and Tarja jumps onto an easy chair to watch this. She was enthralled with his skill on the Turunen family piano. She smiled as Tuomas was going through his lesson. Tarja's mother would come in and motioned to Tarja to go inside for her studies. Tarja and Tuomas would smile at each other as she would leave. "Big deal! He was always at my house." Tarja sniffed.
The spirit then guided Tarja to the local school. It is Christmastime, and the school was having its annual Christmas dance. "Do you remember those two over there?" as she pointed to the trees.
Tarja looked, and then turned away. The spirit took her by the hand and pointed in the direction of the biggest tree. "Look!" the Spirit motioned to Tarja.
"I don't want to!" exclaimed Tarja. "I cannot look him in the face."
"That is Janne and you. Do you remember what you said about him?"
"No, I do not remember." said a visibly shaken Tarja.
The spirit whipped out a booklet from Wishmaster, and turned to the next to last page. "Go ahead, Tarja, and read it."
Tarja immediately turned her head and said tearfully, "I can't."
The spirit said, "Then I shall." and continued, "It says, 'To Janne, the love and light of my life'."
Tarja is visibly shaken at all this. She is now on the verge of tears as she begs the spirit, "Take me back. Take me back home this minute. I cannot see anymore."
"There is one more thing that you need to see. Do you remember this?" She is watching as two young men come up the walk to her childhood home. The shorter one rang the doorbell, and the door opened, and a young Tarja opened the door. Tarja greets them both, "Emppu, How are you? Good day, Tuomas."
"Good day, Miss Tarja." said Emppu.
"Miss Tarja, I have a musical project,and I'd like for you to sing on it." said Tuomas.
"Why don't you come in?" said the young Tarja. And, they would all go into the house.
"Do you know what happened in that house, Tarja."
"Yes," Tarja sniffed, "I regret that decision every minute."
The spirit seemed exasperated at Tarja's insolence. "Tarja, I will prepare you for your next visitor." Tarja was finally going back home. Then all of a sudden, she was back in her room. Marcelo was still unstirred. The time was 12:57, and maybe she could get some sleep.
She barely closed her eyes when she felt something fuzzy against her face. She shrieks and then jump awake as she sees two guinea pigs on her bed, "Eeek! Rodents! Marcelo, Marcelo! Wake up! Get these rodents off the bed this instant!"
Then, a voice from the front of her bed called out, "Night, Wish, come here." She looks and sees a man in a cowboy hat and a leather jacket in a white silhouette. "Tarja, he cannot hear you."
"Who are you?" Tarja demanded. "Get yourself and those rodents out of this house this instant!"
The spirit laughed and said "Tarja, Marcelo cannot hear you."
"Who are you?" Tarja demanded.
"Don't you know? I am the Ghost of Christmas Present. And, I have something to show you."
Chapter Five
As with the ghost before him, Tarja was acquiescent and followed him. "You know," she said, "the ghost before you was a little more concerned with keeping herself clean." she said, scrunching her nose at his dusty boots and mud-stained hat.
"I'm a ghost!" he said. "We don't concern ourselves much with earthly things." to show her what he meant, he stuck his hand right inside his chest, and it went right through. Tarja looked like she was going to throw up, that is, if divas ever thought to be low-class enough to upchuck.
The cowboy led her to a white horse with a flowing golden mane. "Go on, get on my steed," he motioned.
"I would never ride a filthy animal like that!" Tarja exclaimed.
"Oh, now you've hurt his feelings, missy." the Ghost said as he bent his knees, and in a single jump mounted the horse. He extended his hand to help Tarja up. "Let's get going. Yee-haw!" he exclaimed, and the horse reared up and took off.
It seemed like they were flying with the wind, as scenery flashed by them in a blur. Tarja held tight to the spirit, closing her eyes tight, yet peeking out every so often to see if she could catch a glimpse of familiar places or faces. After a moment or so that once again felt like hours, the horse neighed and came to a stop.
They stood on the shore of an island, and Tarja groaned. "I already know where we are." she retorted.
"Well, there's a Christmas party going on," the cowboy explained, "why don't we take a look?"
Tarja heaved a sigh and followed the spirit up the sandy path to the Holopainen home, where the windows were lighted and sounds of laughter and music could be heard. There were animated Disney figures in the windows, dancing and swaying benevolently to a different Christmas carol. As they approached the door, Tarja held up her hands, as if to signal the spirit to stop.
"Oh no, now I know I'm not invited here." she said.
The Ghost shook his head. "Nobody can see us." he said. "Didn't the Ghost before me tell you that already?" when Tarja shook her head, he laughed. "Well, Christmas Past is far too concerned with matters of days gone by to remember anything of the here and now. I suppose that's my job. So don't worry. We can see them, but they don't know we're here. This is what's going on right now, while your body is at home sleeping. Only our spirits are here. Because you see, that's all that really matters anyway."
To demonstrate that they were indeed invisible to the human eye, the Ghost went right through the door. Tarja squeezed her eyes shut and jumped through too.
When she opened her eyes again, they were in the Holopainen house. There was a table in the distance, laden with food and a huge birthday cake in the middle, decorated both in a Christmas and birthday style. It was Tuomas' birthday. He stood among the crowd; it was a small crowd, but every person there meant the world to him. Tarja recognized some of the faces. There were Tuomas' parents, his siblings, and some friends of his. There was Wilska, who was on break from his tour with Finntroll. There was Tony Kakko, Tuomas' dearest friend. Tuomas' girlfriend stood beside him, his arm around her. Everyone had a smile on their face, everyone was laughing or joking.
Out of the corner of her eye, Tarja noticed a frail little boy sitting by the window, near the Christmas tree. She had never seen him before. Maybe he was one of Tuomas' cousins or nephews, Tarja mused to herself as she watched Tuomas approach the little boy.
"Are you OK?" Tuomas asked the boy. "Would you like some more punch or cake?"
The little boy shook his head. Tuomas picked up a pair of crutches sitting a few feet away, and asked the boy if he needed to use the restroom or step outside for some fresh air. The little boy shyly shook his head again and went back to watching the blinking lights.
"That's Tiny Timo," the Ghost explained. "You see, a few days before your final concert in Helsinki, this boy's mother wrote to Tuomas, asking if she could possibly get backstage passes for her son at the show. Timo is very sick, and this could possibly be his last Christmas. Nightwish is his favorite band of all time, and Timo's mother wanted to do her very best to fulfill her son's only dream---to see his favorite band, and possibly meet them."
"So then, why didn't I meet this boy at the Helsinki show?" Tarja asked.
"I'm not the Ghost of Christmas Past," the spirit said, "but as this was not very long ago, I think I can fill you in. Tuomas approached you on the day of the show, asking if there was any way that the band could make an allowance for two more people backstage after the show. Do you remember what you said?"
Tarja furrowed her eyebrows, trying to recall the conversation. "I had so many things going on that day, I don't know." she said.
"You said that you could not give up any of the names you had put on the list, because all of them were important members of your 'entourage'. So Tuomas had to turn down Tiny Timo's mother because there was no more room for any more people at the after-party. But Tuomas is a man of his word, and promised that he would make it up to Timo at Christmastime. He had planned to throw this party anyway, and had counted on you coming, like you once used to every year. It was then that Tiny Timo's dream was supposed to come true, and he would meet the members of Nightwish."
Tarja looked around. "I don't see any of the other bandmembers." she said. "And I was never invited to any Christmas party."
The Ghost pointed to the staircase. "There's Jukka now." he said, referring to the man in the bandanna, coming down the stairs with his little daughter. "Looks like he and Luna are ready to go home. And we just missed Marco; he had to get home to his twins. And Emppu was also here earlier, showing Tiny Timo how to play some chords on the acoustic guitar."
"Well, that still doesn't explain your theory about me being invited." Tarja said.
Now it was the Ghost's turn to roll his eyes. "Must I explain everything to you?" he said, frustrated, and grabbed Tarja by the hand. They walked right past all the guests and went to Tuomas' room. There, on his desk, were the RSVPs from his Christmas invitation. Everyone had answered, all but one. There was still an envelope there, with Tarja's name and address on it. It had never been sent, and Tuomas, the sentimental soul that he was, still had not had the heart to throw it away; even though it had been over two months since he had seen her last.
Tarja stared at it for a moment, not sure what to say or how to react. She did as she normally did these days whenever faced with a bad situation, and immediately defended herself. "If Tuomas had told me why he needed those backstage passes, certainly I would have been more accommodating to his wishes!"
The Ghost shrugged. "Why should he have to be? In all fairness, he didn't have to ask you for a thing. He did it because even at the end, when he knew that there would be no future with you and Nightwish, he respected you as a bandmember and asked what you wanted to do. He could have taken any of the names off your list without any permission from you, but he's not like that. And for a boy like Tiny Timo, it meant more to him if he could meet the band this way, in a setting like this, on Christmas Eve. Maybe, just maybe, Tuomas thought that by then you would come to your senses and realize how much he cares for you, not only as a bandmember, but as a friend."
Tarja was silent for a moment and then stammered, "He was never my friend!"
"Like I said before, I'm not the Ghost of Christmas Past. She would have to clarify that to you more than I can. But I get the feeling that's not entirely true." he said observantly.
"I don't want to talk about this anymore!" Tarja huffed, and stormed out of the Holopainen house, the sounds of their laughter seemingly mocking her.
To be continued...
Two Christmases ago, Ray started a fanfiction story in honor of the coming holiday. Some of the rest of us jumped in and contributed to this story. Since the old forum was hacked, the story was thought to be lost forever.
But I kept a copy, and here it is, in full (and uncensored, because on the old forum, they kept blanking out the word "shore" for some reason), for everyone to enjoy as the holiday season draws near. Keep in mind that this is FICTION. None of the quotes are to be taken seriously, and the ending is obviously pure fantasy. You will also see guest appearances of other OSAers. Have fun guessing who wrote which parts!
Enjoy!
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Stingray Dickens and Company Present: A Nightwish Christmas Carol
Chapter One
Nightwish was finished, Tarja Turunen perceived. "How could they be stupid enough to get rid of me?" she thought. In her mind, she knew that she was the only reason Nightwish existed. It only existed for her and her alone. But, Tarja felt her immense talents were being wasted on those that could never appreciate her immense talent. She felt that as she was in her office in Kuusankoski when the first people came in.
"Tarja, about Nightwish..." one asked.
"Nightwish? Bah!" she sniffed, "Humbug!" as she went through the mounds of e-mail.
"Tarja, " the person replied, "look at what Nightwish has done for you."
"Humbug! What has Nightwish done for YOU?" she shot back, "I do not need Nightwish! I do not need those lowlife fans! I do not need them. They exist for me!" as she continues poring through her e-mail.
The person looked exasperated and was trying to figure all this out. "But, Tarja, Nightwish has given you so much."
Tarja fired back, "Yes, it gave me bad food, bad bus rides, hanging with drunks, and even got me molested in Mexico. Nightwish? Bah! Humbug!"
As the person left, Tarja receives a phone call from the States.
"Hello, Tarja." the caller said, "This is Ann-Marie Reilly. I am a reporter for Beyond Ear Candy here in America. I would like to..."
"American reporter?" Tarja sniffed, "America? Bah! Humbug!"
"But, Tarja," the reporter said, "You have many fans here."
But Tarja would hear none of it. "American reporter, you can take you and your lowlife American fans and shove them where the sun does not shine! They had me perform in ratholes, in front of drunks, for peanuts! Sometimes we would get lucky and receive almonds! Now, you go straight to Hades!" Tarja would utter as she slams the phone down.
She gets up off her desk, goes for her coat, and goes down to the local coffee shop for a cup of good kava. It is Christmas Eve, and Tarja wants to get back to her husband for a small get-together with each other. After she gets her coffee, she passes a group of children singing carols on Kuusankoski's streets. They see the world-famous former Nightwish frontwoman and go nuts.
"Hello, Miss Tarja." one said.
"Could you sing a carol with us?" pleads a little girl.
Tarja looks down and says, "You can have your parents buy my CD off my site for you."
"But, Tarja," The little girl, not more than six years, pleaded, "Can't we not hear your beautiful voice?"
"Bah!" Tarja sniffed, "I will not waste my voice with the likes of you. Humbug!" And Tarja walks away from the teary-eyed child.
Tarja walks into her home, and puts on a fire. Later, after Marcelo decides to retire for the evening, Tarja decides to stay up to look at some prepared texts for the press. Then, out of nowhere, she hears a door slam. Since she was alone, she was rightfully worried. She went down to the cellar, and saw nothing. As she goes upstairs, she hears the windows slam during the howling wind gusts. Then, she gets spooked as she goes into the bedroom. She hears deep moans coming from the walls.
"Who's there?" she says. It was nothing, she thought. As she climbed into bed with her husband, she hears a low moan.
"Taaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrjaaaaaaaaa, Taaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrjaaaaaa." went the call.
Chapter Two
For what seemed endless moments, the cry, "Tarrrrrjjjjaaaaaaaaa" seemed to go on and on, moaning plaintively. Finally, after tossing and turning in bed for some time, trying to ignore the sound and go to sleep, Tarja had at last had enough, and went to go investigate the source of the problem.
"Probably those vitun repairmen who were supposed to fix the heater last week." Tarja muttered under her breath as she lit a candle and quietly tiptoed out of the bedroom. The heater had been making a rattling noise for some time now, and that was probably what was making the noise. As singers are far too focused on their voices to care much for small matters like home repair, she quizzically looked at the air vent where the heat was coming from, and heard nothing.
She shrugged her shoulders and started for the bedroom. But now that she was fully awake, she found she could not so easily get back to sleep, and went downstairs to the den to look over the list of applicants that were to qualify for her next round of singing lessons, to be given next spring after her Christmas concerts.
"Bah!" she said as she read the list. "All these impoverished Argentinian children, how naive do they think I am, to believe that their measly incomes are enough to pay for singing lessons from my voice?" she got up and went to open the window to let some fresh air. But before she could reach the latch to open it, a sudden gust of wind came in from seemingly out of nowhere and blew all the papers into a chaotic whirlwind, scattering all around the room.
Now she knew something was going on. Frustrated, she bent over and began to scoop up the papers. As she bundled up a pile and turned to put them back on her desk, she gasped in horror when she saw a woman sitting at the desk.
"Who are you?" she asked, astonished. But then she felt foolish, because she knew exactly who it was. It was the opera singer Renata Tebaldi, but then Tarja shook her head in even more disbelief. Renata Tebaldi had passed away earlier this year. It couldn't possibly be her.
"I'm the ghost of Renata Tebaldi." the woman answered, and Tarja gave her a suspicious look. The woman was dressed in a long, flowing black dress, and it would have been bare of adornments but for the fact that over the dress, it was covered in chains of various sizes, a huge lock on her chest, binding the chains together.
"You know, I could call the police and have you thrown out of here." Tarja said.
Renata's ghost shrugged. "Perhaps you can, but I'm a ghost. There's not much they can do to me by way of physical force."
"What do you want from me?" Tarja asked.
"I've come here to send you a message," Renata's ghost replied, "you see, I spend my days in the afterlife in bondage, being punished for my past sins. Mistakes I made, and people I wronged during my lifetime. If I am ever to break these chains and repent for what I have done, I must go to others like myself, and help them to not do the things I have done. I have come to you, because you need my help the most. My punishment is watching talent like yours go down the drain because of your ego. I'm here to show you what might happen to you because of it."
"But I don't understand," Tarja said, "you had a spotless reputation, I'd never heard anything so bad about you that you had to be punished this way."
Renata's ghost looked pensive. "That may be so," she said, "and I tried to live my life the best I could. But sometimes one must go through trials of their own, to teach lessons to others. Everyone makes mistakes. I was not perfect. When you cross over to the other side, you learn very quickly what your mistakes were in the world of the living, and how they affected those around you. That is why I'm here now. So you don't learn those lessons after it is too late to do anything about it."
Tarja crossed her arms, looking clearly annoyed. "Get to the point already." she said, rolling her eyes.
"Three spirits will come to visit you." Renata's ghost said. "They will each come on the hour, from midnight to three o'clock. Don't try to run from them. They'll find you, wherever you are."
Tarja continued to look bored. "Fine. I'll tell you what, I'll even have my maid brew a pot of coffee so they will have refreshments when they arrive." she said sardonically.
"Have it your way." Renata's ghost said, and threw her arms in the air. A mist swirled around her, and like that, she was gone.
Tarja shook her head and looked over at the clock. It was 11:27. She decided that everything she had just heard and seen had come from sheer exhaustion. It's not easy to be the greatest singer in the world, after all, Tarja thought as she turned off the light, lit another candle, and quietly walked back to her bedroom.
Chapter Three
At the stroke of midnight, Tarja could hear the chiming of the grandfather clock from downstairs. Despite her trying to deny it to herself, she knew that she could not sleep because she was waiting to see if these supposed spirits would arrive.
Tarja listened to the clock chime twelve rings in succession, and then waited. Dead silence. After a moment or so, a smug smile stretched across her face, as she thought to herself how silly it had been to think such things in her mind.
She looked over at Marcelo, who was still snoring softly beside her. Suddenly, a clap of lightning could be seen from the window outside, startling her. When the flash was gone, there stood a rail-thin woman at the foot of her bed.
Tarja could not speak. The woman made her way closer. She took Tarja's hand and said simply, "Come with me."
Tarja surprisingly obeyed, and walked with her to the balcony. The woman climbed up to the ledge and stood up. "What are you doing?" Tarja asked with surprise.
"We're going to do like the song you sing says, and walk in the air." the woman said, as if it were something everyone did.
"You're crazy, if you think I'll go anywhere with some stranger!" Tarja cried.
"I might be the stranger," said the woman, "but when you come with me, you are going to see many people that you have known. I am the Ghost of Christmas Past. We must go now. I don't have much time." she grabbed Tarja's hand and pulled her up, and within seconds they were indeed, "walking in the air".
After what seemed hours, they landed. They were in a small, humble town. All the little stores were laden with Christmas decorations, and there was snow all over the streets. Tarja was the first to speak. "You aren't bringing me anywhere new," she said, "this is Kitee, Finland...where I grew up."
The Ghost of Christmas Past nodded, and they walked on. They kept walking until they approached a school. They stood at the gates, watching the children play. There was one lone little girl sitting alone under the tree. She looked like she was crying.
"Do you recognize that little girl?" the spirit asked Tarja.
"No." Tarja said immediately. "Why should I?"
"You should." the Ghost said. "Look a little closer."
Tarja looked, and gaped in astonishment. "That's me! I mean, that's me...when I was a little girl!"
"Why yes, it is. Do you remember this day, so long ago?"
Tarja nodded. "There isn't much to say."
"Perhaps I should say it, then." the Ghost said. "You see, I know all about this little girl here. I know all about how the other girls used to make fun of her because she had a beautiful singing voice. I know how mean they were to her."
"Well, I showed them." Tarja said, lifting her head up defiantly, her chin trembling slightly. "I went on to become an icon in my home country. I've rubbed elbows with the President. Everyone in Finland worships me now. I bet those rotten girls are ever sorry now what they did to me. And they really think they're something. Do you know that they tried to send me an invitation to our class reunion? Like I would ever waste my time on them. Besides, I'm sure the only reason they invited me was to get backstage passes or a free autograph. I'm not that little girl anymore!"
"Sounds to me like that little girl exists now more than ever." the Ghost of Christmas Past said observantly. "You're still trying to prove something to them."
"Bah!" Tarja said. "I don't need to prove anything to such low-life trash." she said as she spun on her heel and walked away from the school.
Chapter Four
As Tarja turned and walked away from the scene, the spirit said, "Tarja, why don't you take a look to your right?"
"Why? I need to see no more."
"Yes, you do." said the spirit, "Do you know who that is?" as the spirit pointed to a little boy.
"Why? Do I really have to?" Tarja sniffed.
"Take a look." said the spirit.
They see the litle boy knock on the house door. "Good day, Mrs. Turunen. I am here for my lesson."
"Oh, hello, Master Tuomas, come on in." said the woman. Tarja eyes rolled in her head, and tried to ignore the scene.
"Tuomas used to come to your home for piano lessons. Do you remember what you used to do?"
"I basically ignored him." said Tarja.
"Oh, really?" said the spirit, "Why don't you watch?"
Tuomas is practicing as Tarja walks into the room. Tuomas is practicing a little of Sibelius, and Tarja jumps onto an easy chair to watch this. She was enthralled with his skill on the Turunen family piano. She smiled as Tuomas was going through his lesson. Tarja's mother would come in and motioned to Tarja to go inside for her studies. Tarja and Tuomas would smile at each other as she would leave. "Big deal! He was always at my house." Tarja sniffed.
The spirit then guided Tarja to the local school. It is Christmastime, and the school was having its annual Christmas dance. "Do you remember those two over there?" as she pointed to the trees.
Tarja looked, and then turned away. The spirit took her by the hand and pointed in the direction of the biggest tree. "Look!" the Spirit motioned to Tarja.
"I don't want to!" exclaimed Tarja. "I cannot look him in the face."
"That is Janne and you. Do you remember what you said about him?"
"No, I do not remember." said a visibly shaken Tarja.
The spirit whipped out a booklet from Wishmaster, and turned to the next to last page. "Go ahead, Tarja, and read it."
Tarja immediately turned her head and said tearfully, "I can't."
The spirit said, "Then I shall." and continued, "It says, 'To Janne, the love and light of my life'."
Tarja is visibly shaken at all this. She is now on the verge of tears as she begs the spirit, "Take me back. Take me back home this minute. I cannot see anymore."
"There is one more thing that you need to see. Do you remember this?" She is watching as two young men come up the walk to her childhood home. The shorter one rang the doorbell, and the door opened, and a young Tarja opened the door. Tarja greets them both, "Emppu, How are you? Good day, Tuomas."
"Good day, Miss Tarja." said Emppu.
"Miss Tarja, I have a musical project,and I'd like for you to sing on it." said Tuomas.
"Why don't you come in?" said the young Tarja. And, they would all go into the house.
"Do you know what happened in that house, Tarja."
"Yes," Tarja sniffed, "I regret that decision every minute."
The spirit seemed exasperated at Tarja's insolence. "Tarja, I will prepare you for your next visitor." Tarja was finally going back home. Then all of a sudden, she was back in her room. Marcelo was still unstirred. The time was 12:57, and maybe she could get some sleep.
She barely closed her eyes when she felt something fuzzy against her face. She shrieks and then jump awake as she sees two guinea pigs on her bed, "Eeek! Rodents! Marcelo, Marcelo! Wake up! Get these rodents off the bed this instant!"
Then, a voice from the front of her bed called out, "Night, Wish, come here." She looks and sees a man in a cowboy hat and a leather jacket in a white silhouette. "Tarja, he cannot hear you."
"Who are you?" Tarja demanded. "Get yourself and those rodents out of this house this instant!"
The spirit laughed and said "Tarja, Marcelo cannot hear you."
"Who are you?" Tarja demanded.
"Don't you know? I am the Ghost of Christmas Present. And, I have something to show you."
Chapter Five
As with the ghost before him, Tarja was acquiescent and followed him. "You know," she said, "the ghost before you was a little more concerned with keeping herself clean." she said, scrunching her nose at his dusty boots and mud-stained hat.
"I'm a ghost!" he said. "We don't concern ourselves much with earthly things." to show her what he meant, he stuck his hand right inside his chest, and it went right through. Tarja looked like she was going to throw up, that is, if divas ever thought to be low-class enough to upchuck.
The cowboy led her to a white horse with a flowing golden mane. "Go on, get on my steed," he motioned.
"I would never ride a filthy animal like that!" Tarja exclaimed.
"Oh, now you've hurt his feelings, missy." the Ghost said as he bent his knees, and in a single jump mounted the horse. He extended his hand to help Tarja up. "Let's get going. Yee-haw!" he exclaimed, and the horse reared up and took off.
It seemed like they were flying with the wind, as scenery flashed by them in a blur. Tarja held tight to the spirit, closing her eyes tight, yet peeking out every so often to see if she could catch a glimpse of familiar places or faces. After a moment or so that once again felt like hours, the horse neighed and came to a stop.
They stood on the shore of an island, and Tarja groaned. "I already know where we are." she retorted.
"Well, there's a Christmas party going on," the cowboy explained, "why don't we take a look?"
Tarja heaved a sigh and followed the spirit up the sandy path to the Holopainen home, where the windows were lighted and sounds of laughter and music could be heard. There were animated Disney figures in the windows, dancing and swaying benevolently to a different Christmas carol. As they approached the door, Tarja held up her hands, as if to signal the spirit to stop.
"Oh no, now I know I'm not invited here." she said.
The Ghost shook his head. "Nobody can see us." he said. "Didn't the Ghost before me tell you that already?" when Tarja shook her head, he laughed. "Well, Christmas Past is far too concerned with matters of days gone by to remember anything of the here and now. I suppose that's my job. So don't worry. We can see them, but they don't know we're here. This is what's going on right now, while your body is at home sleeping. Only our spirits are here. Because you see, that's all that really matters anyway."
To demonstrate that they were indeed invisible to the human eye, the Ghost went right through the door. Tarja squeezed her eyes shut and jumped through too.
When she opened her eyes again, they were in the Holopainen house. There was a table in the distance, laden with food and a huge birthday cake in the middle, decorated both in a Christmas and birthday style. It was Tuomas' birthday. He stood among the crowd; it was a small crowd, but every person there meant the world to him. Tarja recognized some of the faces. There were Tuomas' parents, his siblings, and some friends of his. There was Wilska, who was on break from his tour with Finntroll. There was Tony Kakko, Tuomas' dearest friend. Tuomas' girlfriend stood beside him, his arm around her. Everyone had a smile on their face, everyone was laughing or joking.
Out of the corner of her eye, Tarja noticed a frail little boy sitting by the window, near the Christmas tree. She had never seen him before. Maybe he was one of Tuomas' cousins or nephews, Tarja mused to herself as she watched Tuomas approach the little boy.
"Are you OK?" Tuomas asked the boy. "Would you like some more punch or cake?"
The little boy shook his head. Tuomas picked up a pair of crutches sitting a few feet away, and asked the boy if he needed to use the restroom or step outside for some fresh air. The little boy shyly shook his head again and went back to watching the blinking lights.
"That's Tiny Timo," the Ghost explained. "You see, a few days before your final concert in Helsinki, this boy's mother wrote to Tuomas, asking if she could possibly get backstage passes for her son at the show. Timo is very sick, and this could possibly be his last Christmas. Nightwish is his favorite band of all time, and Timo's mother wanted to do her very best to fulfill her son's only dream---to see his favorite band, and possibly meet them."
"So then, why didn't I meet this boy at the Helsinki show?" Tarja asked.
"I'm not the Ghost of Christmas Past," the spirit said, "but as this was not very long ago, I think I can fill you in. Tuomas approached you on the day of the show, asking if there was any way that the band could make an allowance for two more people backstage after the show. Do you remember what you said?"
Tarja furrowed her eyebrows, trying to recall the conversation. "I had so many things going on that day, I don't know." she said.
"You said that you could not give up any of the names you had put on the list, because all of them were important members of your 'entourage'. So Tuomas had to turn down Tiny Timo's mother because there was no more room for any more people at the after-party. But Tuomas is a man of his word, and promised that he would make it up to Timo at Christmastime. He had planned to throw this party anyway, and had counted on you coming, like you once used to every year. It was then that Tiny Timo's dream was supposed to come true, and he would meet the members of Nightwish."
Tarja looked around. "I don't see any of the other bandmembers." she said. "And I was never invited to any Christmas party."
The Ghost pointed to the staircase. "There's Jukka now." he said, referring to the man in the bandanna, coming down the stairs with his little daughter. "Looks like he and Luna are ready to go home. And we just missed Marco; he had to get home to his twins. And Emppu was also here earlier, showing Tiny Timo how to play some chords on the acoustic guitar."
"Well, that still doesn't explain your theory about me being invited." Tarja said.
Now it was the Ghost's turn to roll his eyes. "Must I explain everything to you?" he said, frustrated, and grabbed Tarja by the hand. They walked right past all the guests and went to Tuomas' room. There, on his desk, were the RSVPs from his Christmas invitation. Everyone had answered, all but one. There was still an envelope there, with Tarja's name and address on it. It had never been sent, and Tuomas, the sentimental soul that he was, still had not had the heart to throw it away; even though it had been over two months since he had seen her last.
Tarja stared at it for a moment, not sure what to say or how to react. She did as she normally did these days whenever faced with a bad situation, and immediately defended herself. "If Tuomas had told me why he needed those backstage passes, certainly I would have been more accommodating to his wishes!"
The Ghost shrugged. "Why should he have to be? In all fairness, he didn't have to ask you for a thing. He did it because even at the end, when he knew that there would be no future with you and Nightwish, he respected you as a bandmember and asked what you wanted to do. He could have taken any of the names off your list without any permission from you, but he's not like that. And for a boy like Tiny Timo, it meant more to him if he could meet the band this way, in a setting like this, on Christmas Eve. Maybe, just maybe, Tuomas thought that by then you would come to your senses and realize how much he cares for you, not only as a bandmember, but as a friend."
Tarja was silent for a moment and then stammered, "He was never my friend!"
"Like I said before, I'm not the Ghost of Christmas Past. She would have to clarify that to you more than I can. But I get the feeling that's not entirely true." he said observantly.
"I don't want to talk about this anymore!" Tarja huffed, and stormed out of the Holopainen house, the sounds of their laughter seemingly mocking her.
To be continued...