Some new rules of black metal.

[WTF555666]

Can you think of any.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

Rule no1.. (fuck authority). Go spit in your bosses face and tell him/her to go to hell.

 

[Kenneth R.]

It is very UN black metal to start shitty threads like this one.

 

[Don Corleone]

im getting strong troll vibrations from wtf555666

 

[Detric]

there is only one rule: dont make shiat thriads

 

[Hubster]

What kind of dumbass makes stupid threads like this? Oh hold on - its the Opeth forum

 

[gabaghoul]

I would love to see a black metal band write with only major chords and happy, upbeat melodies - but still keep the trebly production, symphonics and screechy vocals.

also brightly colored corpsepaint, altruistic and whimsical lyrics, and personas with names like Honeygrin Leafcutter, Thistlemoth Bellweather and Nutellaballs.

 

[hibernal_dream]

I would love to see a black metal band write with only major chords and happy, upbeat melodies - but still keep the trebly production, symphonics and screechy vocals.

Taake

 

[derbeder]

nutellaballs ftw

 

[Hubster]

Taake

Blasphemy! How dare you!