Are you sure?
Ain't it more fun if they are seriously injured, and then deported to Addis Ababa so they can't collect Social Security disability checks but instead have to hobble with a crutch that's too short, begging for pilaf while laughing insanely at the tragic turn of fortune in their lives since the time they were driving a Lexus on the Cross Bronx Expressway and chatting on the cell phone while drinking a frappacino outside Westchester and complaining about how much they hate Bush and he's destroying the country and suddenly a terrific blow to their mousse-styled hair-do results in their collapse to the sidewalk followed by repeated stompings on their left leg, completed by an unexpected deportation to Ethiopia ending up with their crippled, maimed, mentally unstable asses sprawled against a crumbling circa 1939 ex-Mussolini ministry on Franklin Delano Roosevelt Avenue in downtown Addis Ababa, competing with eyeless or legless or mindless and homeless war vets for handouts from already poor pedestrians desperately trying to escape the midday heat and the clouds of flies........
Think about it. Are you sure?
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