A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
If my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.
The old believe everything, the middle- aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
Arab Proverb
A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush.
English Proverb
A broken hand works, but not a broken heart.
Persian Proverb
A cat has nine lives.
Proverb of Unknown Origin.
A closed mouth catches no flies.
Italian Proverb
"Belief and sincerity do not define truth; it exists despite belief and sincerity." - Joshua David Mather
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." - P.K.D.
Ugh, is it morning allready?
Where'd I put my hat?
Oh I can't believe it, my favorite pair of sunglasses!?
Cat's and freshly made beds cannot long coexist within the same room... either the cat goes or the bed's neatness returns from whence it came...
If my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.
The old believe everything, the middle- aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
Arab Proverb
A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush.
English Proverb
A broken hand works, but not a broken heart.
Persian Proverb
A cat has nine lives.
Proverb of Unknown Origin.
A closed mouth catches no flies.
Italian Proverb
"Belief and sincerity do not define truth; it exists despite belief and sincerity." - Joshua David Mather
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." - P.K.D.
Ugh, is it morning allready?
Where'd I put my hat?
Oh I can't believe it, my favorite pair of sunglasses!?
Cat's and freshly made beds cannot long coexist within the same room... either the cat goes or the bed's neatness returns from whence it came...
