Some really weird news

What?!?
"I confused it with the chicken’s neck" Either that is one small penis or one huge chicken neck. hahah ...... There is somthing fishy about that... how could you get that confused?? I mean wouldn't you know how it felt like to even touch it?? Thats Fucked up.
 
Ustrel said:
What?!?
"I confused it with the chicken’s neck" Either that is one small penis or one huge chicken neck. hahah ...... There is somthing fishy about that... how could you get that confused?? I mean wouldn't you know how it felt like to even touch it?? Thats Fucked up.

I know. I mean, it's unlikely that he would slash out at it without holding it in his hand. If he's got his dick in his hand, he should according to all logic feel that someone or something is holding his dick. And still, to mistake it for a chicken's neck? What, did he cover it in feathers or something?