Someone stole my fucking mailbox

[Hell Mike]

I got home today and thought "hay where's my mailbox?" because it wasn't there, some filthy niggard apparently stole it and I hate him/her and I want someone to go buy me a new one and write my name on it.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Who the hell steals mailboxes? I mean, ive heard of hitting them with baseball bats, but someone must have been really fucking bored to steal it.

 

[MFJ]

I'll agree with your statement(s).

 

[NAD]

A stolen mailbox is a sad mailbox.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hell yeah, I'd put razorwire on my mailbox if I had one.

also

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[Krilons Resa]

this is fuckin hilarious

 

[mousewings]

I'd get you a new mailbox if I lived in Sweden and it wasn't an issue *glances around*

People take everything here. Birdhouses, lawn ornaments, decorative bells... anything not bolted down.

 

[Hell Mike]

It was fucking screwed onto the wall!!1!½! and after they unscrewed it and took the mailbox they put the screws back so I've got them for my new mailbox that I will buy as soon as stores open

 

[lurch70]

It was fucking screwed onto the wall!!1!½! and after they unscrewed it and took the mailbox they put the screws back so I've got them for my new mailbox that I will buy as soon as stores open

you better hurry up, that Nasheim royalty check might be in today's mail

 

[MajestikMøøse]

what. the. fuck.

 

[Hell Mike]

you better hurry up, that Nasheim royalty check might be in today's mail

No worries, the mailman is a lazy fucker so I never get my mail before noon anyway PLUS I'm not really expecting any mail atm.