someone suggest ways for me to kick up some drama

buy a gun, tell people about it in extreme detail.

start working out incessantly and mutter a lot.

stay drunk for 5 days, and then, no matter who calls, just yell ITS ALL YOUR FAULT and hang up on them.

fuck someone's girlfriend. at least 4 times. once in the butt. (per luke's advice)

send me $1,000
(okay that one was a joke)

wear fake scars

wax your arms

tell your parents you're gay. then recant the next day. then recant the recant. and so on.

start a livejournal that tells everyone off. send them all the url and ask 'jeez, this lady's nuts, who could she be?'

relive amh days. get a fake account called 'mrdaterape' and insult everyone. then don't deny it.
 
nick, definitely making out with a 21 year old counts. but other people need to hear about it too.

also, be secretive. about simple things, like what you ate for dinner.

watch twin peaks. you'll get ideas from that. (in high school they called the laura palmer!)

buy a surfboard. carry it around like a skateboard.

start wearing tons of RED CLOTHES

wheeze loudly
 
ooh - don't be secretive about things, just start lying about them. like what preppy said, but with weird facts replaced randomly. it will fuck with people badly.
 
Mango Fool

Ingredients
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150ml/¼ pint cream
75g/3oz yoghurt
one-third mango
25g/1oz icing sugar
little fresh mint

Method
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1. Combine all the above ingredients in a food processor and whisk until thick.
2. Spoon into wine glasses and serve.