buy a gun, tell people about it in extreme detail.
start working out incessantly and mutter a lot.
stay drunk for 5 days, and then, no matter who calls, just yell ITS ALL YOUR FAULT and hang up on them.
fuck someone's girlfriend. at least 4 times. once in the butt. (per luke's advice)
send me $1,000
(okay that one was a joke)
wear fake scars
wax your arms
tell your parents you're gay. then recant the next day. then recant the recant. and so on.
start a livejournal that tells everyone off. send them all the url and ask 'jeez, this lady's nuts, who could she be?'
relive amh days. get a fake account called 'mrdaterape' and insult everyone. then don't deny it.