Something for the weekend

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A Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex girl notices something strange about the wellies the Irish guy is wearing.

She says, "Scuse me mate, I aint being fanny or nuffink, but why doz one of your wellies 'ave an L on it and the uva one's got an R on it?" So the Irish guy smiles, puts down his glass of Guinness and replies, "Well oim a little
bit tick you see. The one with the R on it is for me roight foot and the one with the L is for me left foot" "Cor blimey!" exclaims the Essex girl, "So THATS why me knickers 'ave got C&A on them!!"


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Here's one for you...

A man meets this woman in a pub and asks her "Do you wanna play magic"?

Woman - "how do you mean, "magic""?

Man - "we go back to my place, we drink, we talk,we shag, you disappear - magic"!! :lol: