Songs in Ironic Situations...
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Err.. Don't panic guys, you know, dead bodies are just an addition of blood, flesh and bones, that equals to the meat you eat everyday ! I'm less disgusted when I watch corpses than mushrooms ! 
I must be cursed, like the Sixth Sense or something, because I already saw a lot of "horrible" things.. Like a guy falling from the 7th floor onto the street, near the table I was having a coffee.. A friend of my girlfriend's sister horsed.. I lived in some "dangerous" places a few years ago, then I knew a lot of people that have been killed, when I was involved in some not-that-pretty businesses.. The most terrible thing I saw was an accident (I crashed myself almost 20 times, so you'll understand that this time it was really shocking), when a young girl has been crushed by a truck, she's been litterally smashed into two parts, and she spit a lot of disgusting liquid during ten minutes.. I have a few medicine notions, then I helped the rescuers, but they couln't do anything for her. Almost twenty people fainted while watching the scene.
As I said before, I'm interested into medicine since I'm young, then I like going to science faculties to assist to some autopsy classes.. Friends or mine are MDs or rescuers, so they tell me about a lot of interesting cases.
And the craziest part is that.. I've been shot 5 times in 2003, by a guy burglarizing a friend's house where we were having a pizza. I had two bullets into my left lung and three into the ribs, the surgeron has been forced to amputate myself of the half of my lung. But I'm fine, now =)
I'm gonna be thought of as a sociopath
I must be cursed, like the Sixth Sense or something, because I already saw a lot of "horrible" things.. Like a guy falling from the 7th floor onto the street, near the table I was having a coffee.. A friend of my girlfriend's sister horsed.. I lived in some "dangerous" places a few years ago, then I knew a lot of people that have been killed, when I was involved in some not-that-pretty businesses.. The most terrible thing I saw was an accident (I crashed myself almost 20 times, so you'll understand that this time it was really shocking), when a young girl has been crushed by a truck, she's been litterally smashed into two parts, and she spit a lot of disgusting liquid during ten minutes.. I have a few medicine notions, then I helped the rescuers, but they couln't do anything for her. Almost twenty people fainted while watching the scene.
As I said before, I'm interested into medicine since I'm young, then I like going to science faculties to assist to some autopsy classes.. Friends or mine are MDs or rescuers, so they tell me about a lot of interesting cases.
And the craziest part is that.. I've been shot 5 times in 2003, by a guy burglarizing a friend's house where we were having a pizza. I had two bullets into my left lung and three into the ribs, the surgeron has been forced to amputate myself of the half of my lung. But I'm fine, now =)
I'm gonna be thought of as a sociopath
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Err.. Don't panic guys, you know, dead bodies are just an addition of blood, flesh and bones, that equals to the meat you eat everyday ! I'm less disgusted when I watch corpses than mushrooms !
I must be cursed, like the Sixth Sense or something, because I already saw a lot of "horrible" things.. Like a guy falling from the 7th floor onto the street, near the table I was having a coffee.. A friend of my girlfriend's sister horsed.. I lived in some "dangerous" places a few years ago, then I knew a lot of people that have been killed, when I was involved in some not-that-pretty businesses.. The most terrible thing I saw was an accident (I crashed myself almost 20 times, so you'll understand that this time it was really shocking), when a young girl has been crushed by a truck, she's been litterally smashed into two parts, and she spit a lot of disgusting liquid during ten minutes.. I have a few medicine notions, then I helped the rescuers, but they couln't do anything for her. Almost twenty people fainted while watching the scene.
As I said before, I'm interested into medicine since I'm young, then I like going to science faculties to assist to some autopsy classes.. Friends or mine are MDs or rescuers, so they tell me about a lot of interesting cases.
And the craziest part is that.. I've been shot 5 times in 2003, by a guy burglarizing a friend's house where we were having a pizza. I had two bullets into my left lung and three into the ribs, the surgeron has been forced to amputate myself of the half of my lung. But I'm fine, now =)
I'm gonna be thought of as a sociopath
Or a bullshitter? I don't know what to say...
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I'm not calling you a liar dude, cuz I've seen and had a lot of fucked up shit happen to me as well.. (more shit happened to me than I saw)... but yeh.. you seem to have had a lot more... but to follow in this direction...
One story of the like 10+ times I dodged death was when I was 5 years old, I was attacked by an Akita wolf, which is a HUGE fucking dog... anyways it crushed my ribs, punctured my lung... I remember it very vividly, the attack. I remember as it was shaking me around there was no pain, except for the sand that was in my eyes from all the dirt flying around as it shook me like a rag doll. A neighbour hit it with a 2x4 and it it dropped me, so he picked me up and rushed me to his car. I remember I was sitting on his lap as someone else drove us to the hospital and with each breath I just felt a warm flow go down my body, it was my blood, just fucking pouring out of me from the holes with each breathe, it was fucking everywhere. I remember the feeling of the guy sliding in his fingers to try and plug up the wounds... and yeh, I just remember it so vividly, it was awesome XD I mean it sucked but it's a cool memory to have, I guess if it had to happen you'd like to remember it. When we got to the hospital I blacked out, and then woke up in the hospital a few days later with tubes throguhout my body. It sucked
One story of the like 10+ times I dodged death was when I was 5 years old, I was attacked by an Akita wolf, which is a HUGE fucking dog... anyways it crushed my ribs, punctured my lung... I remember it very vividly, the attack. I remember as it was shaking me around there was no pain, except for the sand that was in my eyes from all the dirt flying around as it shook me like a rag doll. A neighbour hit it with a 2x4 and it it dropped me, so he picked me up and rushed me to his car. I remember I was sitting on his lap as someone else drove us to the hospital and with each breath I just felt a warm flow go down my body, it was my blood, just fucking pouring out of me from the holes with each breathe, it was fucking everywhere. I remember the feeling of the guy sliding in his fingers to try and plug up the wounds... and yeh, I just remember it so vividly, it was awesome XD I mean it sucked but it's a cool memory to have, I guess if it had to happen you'd like to remember it. When we got to the hospital I blacked out, and then woke up in the hospital a few days later with tubes throguhout my body. It sucked
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Oh, I forgot the best part... as years went on I asked what ever happened to the dog? Cuz I didn't want it to have been hurt, it wasn't it's fault. (Cuz it's a long story but it was a neighobrs dog that I always played with, and like, before I had seen it that day these little girls were throwing rocks at the dog and taunting it... so I guess after that happened, I the unlucky one whp walked by with my friends.... and one of them pointed and said "That's a bad dog" and I was like... "No, it's not" and walked up to pet it and yeh! I guess it owned me!!
But yeh, I was always told it "went to a farm"... but I learned the real story of what happened to the dog. My parents were in the US, cuz my dad is a biker and he was doing a huge tour with a shitload of other bikers around the states and they left me with a babysitter. Anyways, the babysitter (who was drunk on the couch at the time) called on of my dad's friend to try and get a hold of my parents cuz he knew where they would be staying... so yeh, my "Uncle", a goodfriend of my dad... fucking drove down to where we lived in the projects as soon as he could in a rage and shot the dog in the head with his rifle. He then took the dog's body and buried it out in the country.
Then months later, because he was a notorious biker, the police were doing an investigation of this whole thing and they learned of the dog's demise so they took it as an opportunity. They wanted the dog's body so they could get the ballistics off of the bullets to see if the weapon was used in any other crimes, like murders or whatever... so my uncle had to go and dig up the dog, and cut off the head and then take the head elsewhere and get rid of it so when the cops went to the location he told them he buried the dog they too got owned
yeh! I guess it owned me!!But yeh, I was always told it "went to a farm"... but
I learned the real story of what happened to the dog. My parents were in the US, cuz my dad is a biker and he was doing a huge tour with a shitload of other bikers around the states and they left me with a babysitter. Anyways, the babysitter (who was drunk on the couch at the time) called on of my dad's friend to try and get a hold of my parents cuz he knew where they would be staying... so yeh, my "Uncle", a goodfriend of my dad... fucking drove down to where we lived in the projects as soon as he could in a rage and shot the dog in the head with his rifle. He then took the dog's body and buried it out in the country.Then months later, because he was a notorious biker, the police were doing an investigation of this whole thing and they learned of the dog's demise so they took it as an opportunity. They wanted the dog's body so they could get the ballistics off of the bullets to see if the weapon was used in any other crimes, like murders or whatever... so my uncle had to go and dig up the dog, and cut off the head and then take the head elsewhere and get rid of it
so when the cops went to the location he told them he buried the dog they too got owned 
Igraine
I swear!
Every time I'm depressed my i-pod plays fade to black very often... I begin to think it has a mind of its own, it's always set on random plays...
dreams_of_eternal_hate
I'm in space
ahhhmm...
i was at a party and i was already pretty fucked up and then 'somebody put something in my drink' was on the playlist...the next was are u dead yet? and yes...
i felt like i'm fuckin' dead already...
i was at a party and i was already pretty fucked up and then 'somebody put something in my drink' was on the playlist...the next was are u dead yet? and yes...
i felt like i'm fuckin' dead already...
Macharius
Thank you for noticing.
Err.. Don't panic guys, you know, dead bodies are just an addition of blood, flesh and bones, that equals to the meat you eat everyday ! I'm less disgusted when I watch corpses than mushrooms !
I must be cursed, like the Sixth Sense or something, because I already saw a lot of "horrible" things.. Like a guy falling from the 7th floor onto the street, near the table I was having a coffee.. A friend of my girlfriend's sister horsed.. I lived in some "dangerous" places a few years ago, then I knew a lot of people that have been killed, when I was involved in some not-that-pretty businesses.. The most terrible thing I saw was an accident (I crashed myself almost 20 times, so you'll understand that this time it was really shocking), when a young girl has been crushed by a truck, she's been litterally smashed into two parts, and she spit a lot of disgusting liquid during ten minutes.. I have a few medicine notions, then I helped the rescuers, but they couln't do anything for her. Almost twenty people fainted while watching the scene.
As I said before, I'm interested into medicine since I'm young, then I like going to science faculties to assist to some autopsy classes.. Friends or mine are MDs or rescuers, so they tell me about a lot of interesting cases.
And the craziest part is that.. I've been shot 5 times in 2003, by a guy burglarizing a friend's house where we were having a pizza. I had two bullets into my left lung and three into the ribs, the surgeron has been forced to amputate myself of the half of my lung. But I'm fine, now =)
I'm gonna be thought of as a sociopath
being a doctor (whether its a physician, surgeon or whatever) is getting worse and worse. 8 years of school $200,000+ for what? people dont want ur help, they want ur dignity. every patient wants to sue sue sue when something happens. they dont think it has something to do with God or fate anymore. even when nothing goes wrong they want to sue. i saw a horrific bus accident long ago. it went up in a blaze and we were stopped by state troopers so fire trucks could get in and i watched paramedics and emts in suits pulling these bodies (some still breathing, others burnt alive) out of the bus with firefighters and it gave me such a feeling. i thought about being a doctor but the field is to stressfull. but i found a tech school that has ems/emt course im going into.
anyway i was at work and as i was cleaning a knife there was a song that in the chorus he was saying "pay attention" (no idea who sang it) and as that was playing i cut my hand open cuz i wasnt paying attention
Err.. Don't panic guys, you know, dead bodies are just an addition of blood, flesh and bones, that equals to the meat you eat everyday ! I'm less disgusted when I watch corpses than mushrooms !
I must be cursed, like the Sixth Sense or something, because I already saw a lot of "horrible" things.. Like a guy falling from the 7th floor onto the street, near the table I was having a coffee.. A friend of my girlfriend's sister horsed.. I lived in some "dangerous" places a few years ago, then I knew a lot of people that have been killed, when I was involved in some not-that-pretty businesses.. The most terrible thing I saw was an accident (I crashed myself almost 20 times, so you'll understand that this time it was really shocking), when a young girl has been crushed by a truck, she's been litterally smashed into two parts, and she spit a lot of disgusting liquid during ten minutes.. I have a few medicine notions, then I helped the rescuers, but they couln't do anything for her. Almost twenty people fainted while watching the scene.
As I said before, I'm interested into medicine since I'm young, then I like going to science faculties to assist to some autopsy classes.. Friends or mine are MDs or rescuers, so they tell me about a lot of interesting cases.
And the craziest part is that.. I've been shot 5 times in 2003, by a guy burglarizing a friend's house where we were having a pizza. I had two bullets into my left lung and three into the ribs, the surgeron has been forced to amputate myself of the half of my lung. But I'm fine, now =)
I'm gonna be thought of as a sociopath
You've been shot...?
Are you a person we should avoid in person? Like... you know, some sort of bad guy?
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Reading yours, and Nerve's stories makes me glad I have never gotten seriously injured, physically or mentally.
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Your story was actually pretty exciting. But I only read it after my previous post
I escaped from a venomous snake once when I was about 7...? And from bullets too, kinda. Being raised in Rio de Janeiro can be pretty exciting.
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You've been shot...?
Yes.
Are you a person we should avoid in person? Like... you know, some sort of bad guy?
Yes. I'm Keyser Soze.
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